When is too much, too too much? Possibly when dreamy Venus squares creamy Neptune. Minor tremors become earthquakes, quiet interludes, heavy metal jams and carefully concealed secrets, front page news. So prepare to be jousted, rousted and thrown for a cosmic loop. Enjoy the ride.
ARIES ( April 201 - APRIL 20 ) Give till it hurts gay Ram - A favor to a friend in need will not be forgotten. There may be those who become bottomless pits of need and greed. In that case, draw the line and cut the ties of dependency quickly. They may even thank you....one day.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) You thought your career was on course. And yet, surprises are good and lead you to new opportunities. Dust yourself off and try again. Once you get your juices going, you catapult to new heights. Don't bump your head on the glass ceiling, queer Bull!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins often wish for excitement. Be careful of what you wish now! Plan all grand voyages carefully, sailor. The seas could suddenly become turgid and overturn your craft. Let's hope there will be seamen to give you a hand and pull you up.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs are in love with love and give their hearts to all comers. Try to move in new social circles for your hunt. It would be a shame to ruin a friendship by taking it on the wrong course. Love is in the air this week. It sort of smells like broccoli.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions may institute a zero tolerance policy and demand change but hold off. Try instead to exert some patience with partners and would-be partners. It would be a shame to spend the summer sipping champagne with your pet. Hmmm, or is it??
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) No matter how fast you work, you will never keep up with the increasing demands of the marketplace. Before you give up and let things fall through the cracks, learn to prioritize. Remember, escaping the humdrum is futile anyway this week, queer Virgin.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) It's possible that in the spirit of the moment, you will imbibe that one drink too many and spend the next day hunkering down and avoiding loud noises. Instead of feeling your age the day after, I suggest that you behave, the night before. Oh behave!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Dramatics aside, there is nothing to be gained by pushing the familial envelope. Instead of storming the scene, take a breath and draw your line in the sand a couple of months from now. In the meantime, think only happy thoughts, and avoid sourpusses.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Your ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time is unleashed now. Be subtle if you can. Gay Archers are best advised to keep their more revolutionary thoughts to themselves for the time being and use their lips and tongues for quieter, friendlier pursuits.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You are tempted to go for the big buckaroos without doing the necessary fact checking. Pyramid schemes seem like sure things. It will be the wise pink Cap who realizes that all that glitters is not gold. In fact, it may not even be metal. Bite it to be sure...
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Exuberant out of control energy encourages you to boss the course in social situations. If folks don't do things your way, tough! You are subtle as a jack hammer and about as pleasant. Be careful of dominating others, unless of course others prefer it that way...
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - April 200 ) Everything you try to hide is exposed, so be sure to wear clean underwear for your outing. It is cathartic to dump your cosmic garbage on the highway but be careful of tossing out too much. There is something worth keeping, if you take time to separate the trash..
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