Mercury is on the move and is sure to get a rise out of the entire group collective. This wayward retro planet now redirects and enables us to get the word Out, loud, proud and queer. Okay, so what are we waiting for?
ARIES ( April 131 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams step into the limelight and bring the wattage up a few volts. There are a few folks who aspire to gravitate into your orbit. Be brash. Be bold. Mean what you say and say what you mean. Hmm, just what DO you mean??
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) It has become so easy to listen to the advice of others. Stop it and clear the communications static. It is time to listen to those insistent inner voices, go with your gut and see where it leads you. Give your crystal ball a polish and see who glows.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Regain your social balance now that Mercury redirects. Pink Twins may have made a few faux pas around pals. They forgive you. Now forgive yourself and get back into the swim of things. Pack a bathing cap for those splashy parties. Everybody into the pool!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Just when you thought that you scored a few points with the powers that be, some of your lobs managed to go into the foul zone. Gay Crabs can regain their position and go from the defense to the offense. Err, how offensive will you be, pal?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Start to plan that fantastic vacation. Opportunities present themselves and all sorts of fun things manage to fall into place. If money and time are tight, proud Lions should consider refreshing and recharging any way they can. Let's get creative... .
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) If your love missives have been missing the mark, give it another try this week. You connect with others on a meaningful level. Queer Virgins are earthy and sensual when they put their mind to it. Give lovers a piece of your mind... among other things.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Petty tantrums have become your preferred way of communicating with a certain someone. Let bygones be bygones and be your naturally mellow self with this manic person. Who knows what can develop when you start to smile? Say cheese!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) All your great efforts at dieting and exercising may have hit a wall during retro Mercury. Proud Scorps can resume their health regime with renewed vigor and impressive results. Remember, swimsuit season is upon us, unless swimsuits are optional.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Jolly fun-loving gay Archers might have found that pleasurable pastimes were more trouble than they were worth during retro Mercury. Opportunities now abound to re-enter the party circuit and regain your flair. Wrest the best of every fest.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) How many familial disagreements based on mixed messages have you endured recently? Too many! The coast is clear for saying what you mean and meaning what you say. Get your point across without poking an eye. Ouch!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Isn' it amazing how your delivery can impact your message? But all is not lost, Aqueerius. Mercury redirects and you can turn on the charm to an overcompensating painful blinding glare... but let's try to be a bit more subtle for now.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - April 130 ) The big payoff is yet to come so be patient, Guppie. Regain your financial footing now. The secret of your success is to listen carefully to sage advice, do necessary research and don't expect instant gratification. Be a bull or a bear, but not a pig.
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