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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2005-03-30

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There are no April fools when Pluto, the planet of transformation, makes sterling aspects to Sun and Venus. Events conspire to deliver anything your heart desires. And I mean anything and everything. Avoid heartburn by prioritizing. You simply can't handle it all at once. Hmm, or can you... ?

ARIES ( March 301 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams launch a few pet projects that have been gathering dust. Your timing could not be better. Although you face surprises and things may not be as easy as they appear, you are poised for accomplishment. Catch the wave and hang eleven... er, ten!

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) There is someone behind the scenes who makes your life more exciting. Will you be fodder for the gossip mill? Oh why not! Go with the flow of Pluto, Sun and Venus and mix business with pleasure. Will you be shaken or stirred?

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) You are the hit of the social scene. Some things never change! Gather the troops and go camping, pink Twin. And include your better half. Partners tend to feel left out if you don't shower them with attention. It won't take much - a sugar sprinkle or two.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Minor efforts have maximum results at work. Gay Crabs rise to the task no matter how distasteful it may be. Use your oil to grease the big wheels. Before you know it, there will be someone ready to grease your wheel. Lucky thing.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions should get out and pursue anything that tickles their gay muse. Travel is broadening especially internationally. If funds and time are tight, spread your influence in other ways. Launch your own website. Nude streaming optional.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Turn up the heat at home and watch how things can cook. First spruce up your space with new colors and furniture. Then plan more get togethers and add a few new faces to your newly gilded pad. Who knows what can happen when you kiss a few frogs.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Your innate diplomacy will work wonders. Use it well especially in a relationship. Issues are handled deftly as you make partners believe that they are being heard and their opinions are being taken seriously. Is that true? As long as they think so...

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. That is what you are led to believe. Truth is that there is someone making your life more profitable. Remember the little people who made your empire possible as you wave to them from your limo.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Queer Archers make a splash in every social swim. New acquaintances vie for your attention and affection. Romances result from the most unlikely scenarios, in the most unlikely places and with the most unlikely folks. And that is very likely.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Make your personal surroundings more creative and just plain comfortable. Surprises are in store for gay Caps who take a chance on something different. How different? Feast your eyes on that new hot pink leather couch. That should do the trick!

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are prone to excess and now mere excess is never enough. Even simple plans seem to morph into wilde and woolly adventures. So take charge of your social calendar and expose yourself to new special interest groups. Feel a draft... ?

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - March 300 ) Professional oomph translates into mo' money. Lucky Guppies should reap their just rewards. If you plan it carefully, your largesse can last. Save, invest and don't be wasteful so you won't have to swim upstream for any more gifts from the gods.

( c ) 2005 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Lichtenstein's highly acclaimed book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' would have won the Pulitzer had the voting not been rigged.


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