We know the saying, 'March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb' is not really true. March comes out loud and proud, not meek and mild. Amen! Start the festivities this week as the Jupiter and Neptune trine packs a bit of oomph to every lavender dream. Hey, anyone we know?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Changes are afoot in all your relationships thanks to Neptune and Jupiter. Come out to the world on your own terms. Gay Rams are pioneering when they set their mind to it. Your mind is now set. March forth by the 21st.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls seem to be content to drift along the political tide, getting tossed, turned and jostled along the way. Do you feel like a piece of driftwood? Perhaps sometimes feeling like any old piece of wood will do....
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Bring on March madness. Embark on a world experience; any activity that takes you beyond familiar surroundings is especially fun. What adventures are available beyond your front door? Many will fuel your home fires years from now. Ouch!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Most of your time may be spent grappling with family issues. Untangle the knot so you can hang loose. Or you can bag the drama and get into mischief instead. Sex can be an avenue of escape as much as a psychological assessment. Hey, assess this!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions hate to roam the plains alone. Strengthen current relationships or seek new ones. My advice: let Jupiter and Neptune conjure your dream. Then go out and make it a reality. Actions speak louder and prouder than words, lover.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Keep your eye on your assets and debits. Be prepared to work for what you get. The payoff will be fast, substantial... and fleeting. That is because you spend as fast as you earn. By April it could be the same old same old. Ah, but what memories!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras are propelled with a combo of luck and fog. Fun knows no limits nor does your ability to grab the limelight. Charisma and popularity are yours for the taking. Even if you bump into a few things, they rub you the right way. Lucky you!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Use this time to entertain at home. Or maybe you want to avoid the crowds? Your Pandora's Box blasts opens and releases spirits, secrets and more than a few embarrassing tidbits for the pundits to chew on. Don't hide. Serve them a blue plate special.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers should avoid airing any inflammatory opinions now. Every musing is blogged into outer space. Pals encourage you to go to extremes because they find your raw rantings amusing. How rare do you like yourself? Go for medium, if not well done.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Can you be bought? It seems so. The lure of lucre may, on one hand, goad you to work harder or, on the other hand, encourage you to go for easy but compromising dough. If you wait until the 21st, corporate dominance may be right around the corner.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) You make an unusual and delightful first impression. What a nice change of pace, Aqueerius! Launch projects and explore new directions. Fairly soon your name will become a household word. Are you new and improved or Brand X? Both!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies happily travel on a plane of higher consciousness but try to maintain some sense of reality. Careful assessments of situations save you complications later. Yet there is something tempting about taking a leap of faith. Pack a pillow in case.
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