Retro Saturn 'squares' retro Jupiter and provides a sharp rap on the knuckles for any wistful day dream or foolish vagaries. But don't take things too seriously. There's plenty of time to sprout a few stressful gray hairs next week. Let's hope they are not in your nose.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams are liable to upset a delicate domestic balance with partners. Things that never bothered you suddenly do - very much. Rather than crash and burn, why not escape with a short vacation? Don't forget to pack the cooking oil and lightly saute.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) You are tempted to say what's on your mind without regard to the nuclear fallout. Instead of upsetting the employment applecart, wait until there is a more opportune time to push for change. Now as you storm the barricades you stub your toe.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) The concept of 'fun' is, well, not particularly fun. Chalk it up to a temporary lull and plow ahead on professional projects. There is plenty of time next week to plug into the gay party hearty circuit. Increase the voltage and watch the sparks!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Avoid meeting any new important people or conducting any interviews if possible, gay Crab. Less than flattering first impressions have lasting impact. Take a vacation and hideout with compadres. Those who know you well forgive your petty foibles.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Be the strong silent type when you are goaded into emotional outbursts now. Proud Lions pile a lot on their plates and must put more effort into implementing goals rather than spreading themselves too thin. Can you ever be too thin? Oh, yes.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Friends deliver some disappointing moments this week. It may involve a clash of personal philosophies or an opening of past wounds. Chart your own course, queer Virgin, and avoid possible misunderstandings. Go and hug a bosom buddy next week.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Corporate mandates chaff at your pinstripped collar. The worst thing you can do is let off some steam at the powers that be. Gay Libras don't make the best revolutionaries; the food is simply too awful and the accommodations are even worse!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Things are not what they appear to be. Taking off on tangents is not advisable now. It won't be particularly relaxing and you won't escape your demons. If you're itching to make a statement, make it a loud, proud fashion statement, Scorp.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers are tempted to mix friends with lovers. The intoxicating interflow eases you onto the sidelines. Arrange your social schedule so you can spend quality time with each group separately. Create a sizzling cocktail mix next week.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Partners may not be as supportive of your professional aims as you would like them to be. Don't look to others for approval. Become your own cheering section. Yell it out proud and queer, pink Cap. Let 'em hear you out in the bleachers.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) You think you are on the wrong track or maybe you feel that bosses don't appreciate you. These blues will pass, Aqueerius. Also pay attention to any nagging minor ailments now. A check-up can't hurt especially with a body probe.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Lovers find creative ways to pour cold water on your hot time. They are just being protective. Sensory overload is possible and Guppies can be spent before they can buy. Fried and dried fish should never be appetizers on the party menu.
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