If you feel a tug on your heartstrings this week, it will most certainly be caused by Mars which plucks into earthy Capricorn. We feel our oats. Prepare to take charge, take action and just take, take, take.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Every move you make and even every fleeting whim is inspired and calculated to succeed. You are poised for greatness and don't even know it. Will you capitalize on this internal fire or just be content to toast your chestnuts for a while? Whatever turns you on.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) There are exciting things waiting for you beyond your front door. Expand your horizons, learn a few new tricks and be open to exotic strangers. Queer Bulls need to explore new watering holes. Who knows where love may hide? You will be surprised.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Your love life is whipped up to a peak. There is something about you that attracts many admirers. Pink Twins are ready for Valentine's action! Choose the best of the seven deadly sins ( lust and gluttony? ) and take them to the extreme. But forget sloth!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) What is and is not working in relationships? Do something extravagant and bold to shake things up. Those single gay Crabs who are trawling for a catch can locate the best fishing site now. And yet the quality of your catch will all depend on your bait.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Work becomes more exciting than usual. Oh goody.... But before you feel like a rat on a speeding treadmill, channel some of that energy into productive, toning exercise. You can attract more valentines with buff icing than with plain pound loaf.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins are ready and raring to play. You will have a choice of fun venues where you can let loose and dissipate. Unravel a puzzle, encounter a secret valentines admirer or create a mystery yourself. Inspiration strikes! Or something like that.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Mars in Cap sets you on a collision course but you can avoid the pitfalls. The trick is to listen carefully and survey the landscape before you take any action. Preparation is pivotal, proud Libra, as is a discerning eye. Heck, make it two eyes.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps have strong opinions that are not ready for an audience. Can you hold them in? Fuggedaboutit. Throw your heart to the wilde wind, give thoughts room to roam and see how ideas generate action. Just be sure to hire a personal censor....
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Money becomes the be all end all. Much time and energy will be spent on maximizing your profits. But can it really buy happiness, gay Archer? Well if not, it can certainly buy extravagant comforts and fair weather party-hearty valentines. Oh let it rain!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You personal star glows. Pack the sunglasses! This is no time to sit in the background and blend in with the wallpaper. Expand your social circle with some interesting new faces. Who knows where your assorted valentines are hiding? You soon will....
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians break through the fog. Secrets are revealed, conspiratorial plans are uncovered and hidden enemies are overcome. So listen for rustling underpinnings, let your heart speak to you and go with your gut. Who can concentrate with all this noise??
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Friends lead you into all sorts of mischief, if you are lucky. Guppies fill up their Valentine's dance cards with some familiar faces. Is there a gem in the trash? Don't stay home. Create memories with a certain someone who keeps you warm at night.
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