Venus and Mercury make their moves and bump into each other. Magic occurs! We put our ardor into words and act upon it. But the trick is to 'do', not just think and wonder 'what if'. Prepare for your few moments of clarity and a happy zetz or two.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) You are political persuasion personified. Proud Rams whip up their diplomatic cream and spread it around. It is a good time to grease the corporate machinery and slide into the inner sanctum. Make an iron fist in a velvet glove your fashion statement.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Take a walk on the wilde side and see what the world has to offer. The urge to explore the unusual and exotic is too tempting to resist even if your bank account is bare. If you're too strapped to travel why not study something new? No names please....
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Your temperature is rising. Current relationships can heat up or you will cast about for your next costar. Pink Twins feel the urge to become more intimate and physical with just about anybody. Strive for quality and not just quantity... for a change..
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Once you divert your attention from the details of everyday life and gaze out at the landscape, you find the answer to many questions. Just stop obsessing. Explore both existing and new relationships for the secret sauce. Don't overcook, pink Crab.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions master any job and have greater powers of concentration and application thanks to Venus and Mercury. What a nice change of pace! Stop procrastinating, roll up your sleeves and get to work. Relax next week.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Pastimes have a way of fitting into your busy schedule just when you need a lavender lift. Don't fight the mellow vibes queer Virgin. Combine business with pleasure; the drops of creativity that you apply today become masterpieces tomorrow.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) It is time to set things queer. Venus and Mercury pry open your closet door and let you out. Gay Libras are more diplomatic than usual with relatives. But no matter what, do what you must do to be proudly happy. Life is too short to compromise.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) You are more open, chatty and frank. Use it to your advantage, proud Scorp. Say what you feel and feel what you say. Refine your more inflammatory remarks so you can take your manifesto to the immediate world and set the stage for revolution.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Extravagant gay Archers must get down to financial brass tacks. Tally up your assets. If you come up short, you may find spare change under the couch cushions. It is a quick salve though. Resolve to harness your finances before they hogtie and brand you.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Don't be shy and retiring now. Pink Caps display more self confidence than usual. It may be that, as you open up to the world, you will get a few insights into the true lavender you. Do you like what you see?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Go with your intuition. There is something going on under the surface that wiggles and grooves to your tune. Dance along especially as it relates to long term goals. Aqueerians are on the verge of a breakthrough. You break it, you buy it. So enjoy it.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies find that large social gatherings provide them with more than just a pleasant platonic afternoon. They offer a sense of connection, affirmation and personal identity. Many groups vie for your attention. See which one offers the open bar.
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