There is a delirious energy permeating the new year fog, but who are we fooling? Only a favored few experience unprecedented creative spurts. We lumpen proletariat should favor caffeine, not scotch, for an inspiring jazz. Keep focused and cash in your lucky chits as the new year rolls.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) You are suddenly thrust into the social epicenter. Everyone wants to include you in their holiday plans. Compadres want to play but balance off your platonic pastimes with partnership needs. Rams are pulled in two directions. Whatever turns you on.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Bulls see what is happening above and below the surface and intuitively make the right decisions at the right time careerwise. Grab the key to the corner office while the senior staff nurse their hangovers. No loud noises please.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) This is a perfect time for all Twins to escape to wild and wooly faraway destinations. How wild and wooly do you really want to get? It is a stressful time. How about something romantic and luxurious instead? Add cream and whip it up.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Sex holds you in its spell. Is it safe for fresh Crabs to drift a few feet off the ground? Only if they can avoid falling into the boiling cauldron and becoming just another quick snack. Resolve to make your domestic agenda more fun. We sure could use that!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Lions are in love with love but will mere mortals measure up? Don't topple the applecart of domestic harmony based on a careless offhand remark. Before you find yourself yearning for applesauce, remember to let all actions speak louder than words.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Will you be tempted to over eat, over drink and generally over indulge? You're tempted to go for the gusto at every opportunity. Regulate and modulate even with exercise. Many under used muscles can be over-indulged. Most...but not all, of course.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Fun gets out of hand. Lucky you. Libras party and become the one to see and to be seen. You are placed in lucky circumstances where your wildest dreams come true. Plan to add zip to your hard drive. But are you working with the latest operating system?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Suddenly you are an open book with your fears, secrets and hidden passions sprawled out where everyone can see them. A weight has been lifted! Make the most of this freedom. A few new doors of communication open. Is it bigger than a porthole?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Seemingly small, off the cuff remarks cause a nuclear explosion and can forever alter your life course. Chalk up the chain of events to years of careful planning which give Archers confidence and prescience. Jump into the social swim and don't get seasick
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) If you feel like your bottom line doesn't measure up, add a little strategic zest to your 'green' salad. Do your fiscal homework. As you amass your personal fortune it will be easier to claw your way to the top of the professional heap. Are you on top yet?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) What is it that now gives Aquarians a rather unorthodox and exotic appearance to others? Complete strangers will seem to understand your need to dress to excess and make a powerful and completely revamped first impression this week.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Fish want to make a personal mark on the new year but it seems that everyone wants to get into the act. The more the merrier! It is amazing what a little creative thinking and a brat pack of volunteers achieve. Who will be the best and who will be bratwurst?
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