What is it about 2005 that gets us so heady? It must be the delicious movement of Outer planets lucky Jupiter, plucky Pluto and snarky Saturn. Will they bring new opportunities or new lessons? Let's take a peek at what 2005 can deliver:
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Sex: Cool your jets early in the year but prepare for take off and landing in the fall. Who loves you, baby? Kiss and tell! Career: Your mind is not on the job but wait. Don't trip on your way up the corporate ladder. Oops! Health: Conserve energy with lots of vacations.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Sex: Will you risk your current bliss on new temptation? Boom! Career: Make a professional mark early. What are you waiting for? Health: You burst with pride and feel in top form. Jupiter brings expansion. Hmm. Think "diet" through the summer.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Sex: Sex is heady in 2005. Is it a trip to the moon on gossamer wings? By fall it is one of those things. Career: Money is tight in early 2005 and you should be too. Health: It is a marathon not a sprint. You feel fit by autumn. Why not feel Randy instead?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Sex: A prim, proper appearance heats them up in winter and drives them "wilde" in summer. You are head over heels in the fall. Career: Changes on the job but money still flows… until July. Learn to save. Health: Relax and recharge. Keep an eye on the voltage.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Sex: Proud Lions are swept off their paws with new admirers. Look for one who is well endowed... financially! Career: Impress senior staff. It will pay off before autumn chills your warmth. Health: Uncontrollable sex taxes you. Tax and spend, lover!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Sex: A thing of beauty is a joy forever…at least until fall. Fill your cup of love until it overflows in summer. Career: Make a career move in the spring and barbeque corporate shark all summer. Health: Pluto tempts you with mind-altering diversions. Yeeha!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Sex: You are adrift on a cloud of lust. Pack a pillow, baby. Career: No sun sets on your corporate empire but you work hard for what you get. Health: Be careful with physical exertion. Uranus has shocking surprises. Chill out and meditate... not medicate.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Sex: Romance comes like a bolt out of the blue. Career: Proud Scorps control their corporate destiny but detour in the summer. Health: Tone down the partying and channel stress in other ways. How about a hot toddy with a hottie instead?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Sex: A secret admirer makes an appearance in October. Trick or treat? Career: A pinstriped guardian angel guides your career. You are only limited by your lack of ambition and outdated wardrobe. Hint, hint. Health: By spring you are raring to go! Go where?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Sex: Resolve to loosen up so someone can tie you down. Career: Strike while the iron is hot in your career. Health: Pluto can throw you off track but you have plenty of volunteers ready to nurse you back to health, should the occasion arise.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Sex: You are footloose and fancy free now but things heat up. Go melt the snow. Career: Lucky breaks dramatically change your finances. Spread it around. Health: Saturn makes you tired and cranky now but make up for lost time in the summer.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Sex: A honeybee buzzes around your hive in early 2005. Will it stir your honey pot? Career: Prepare to make surprising first impressions. Is that spinach in your teeth? Health: I prescribe loads of sex to keep you healthy, wealthy, wise... and occupied.
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