Catch a rising star and put it in your pocket. Sun and Pluto conjunct, light your engines and set you off into Outer space. Whoosh! Keep an eye out for any heavenly body.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Cross all obligations off your calendar and set a new course for yourself. Sun rubs powerful Pluto and makes your dreams come true. You become a centrifugal force that emanates power and allure. All orbs gravitate to you. Rubadub, you lucky thing.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) There are those who desire you from afar. They notice your walk, your talk and every nuanced reaction. Do you even notice, queer Bull? Strut it like you mean it, honey. Order back up security in case the crowd becomes unruly.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) You think that relationships require compromise. Pink Twins try to maintain their independence but those who aspire for a merger and acquisition have other ideas. You are captured and caged. Don't struggle. Deep down you are perfectly happy being kept.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) You may be a work in progress, but there appears to be enough good raw material to work with. Okay, so now what? Sun conjuncts Pluto and provides the much needed energy you need to perfect upon perfection. Release your inner deity as you diet.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) What is it about proud Lions that give them such animal magnetism now? Grrr. Party hearty but pace yourself lest you dissipate and dissolve in the sparkling scenes. Remember - wallflower was never a favorite bloom in your personal bouquet.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins feel the rumblings of discontent among the malcontents. Things may just pop this week and good thing, too. Clear away the barriers and use the rest of the time to enjoy each others' company. Okay, just be content to not argue.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) If there is something on your mind, it may just find itself posited in the middle of your conversation. Deeply felt words will move mountains... and even level them. You wear your heart upon your sleeve now. Yuk. Take it to the laundry, gay Libra.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) You need glory and expensive accessories to feed your inner soul. Luckily there is a possibility that you come into a bit of extra cash, especially if you have invested wisely. Spend like there is no tomorrow, proud Scorp. The way you are going there won't be.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) You are a powerful source of energy. Your mere presence creates great excitement. Your passing glance penetrates into the very essence of others. Fan clubs sprout and explode. You create havoc. Good. Things need to be shaken up once and a while.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) There is nothing you can do to prevent your most sensitive secrets from being revealed in very public ways. Enjoy the liberation and freedom, pink Cap. You have been living in a prison of your own design. It is high time to break Out!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) If you are aching to make a big splash, this is the time to dive into the pool. But you may displace more water than you expect. Aqueerians are unusual and opinionated most of the time. Now you are the big mouth on the front page. Okay, enjoy it.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are packed with confidence, spit and fire. Use this jolt to push ahead in your career. You have worked too hard and long not to take advantage of this new discovered power. Get ready to enjoy your just desserts, comrade. Is that a cherry on top?
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