This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy said, "all these plants in Sagittarius this December will pack my month with more Outrageous fun than I think I can handle." Wee wee wee!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Wilde planets in Sag spark your imagination and will not let you rest - nor should you. What ( and who ) is waiting for you around the corner? Don't rest until you have tasted every dish. Pack the pepto, just in case, proud Ram.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls won't know what hit them as they are tempted with all sorts of sensual delicacies. You may overdo and wind up on New Years Eve cocooning in your haven. Then again, if you go with the flow now, you cocoon with someone special that night.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Have you been all that you should be in a partnership? Transformations are possible and new liaisons can be forged. Lucky planets in Sag give you a rare opportunity to inject fresh fun into an otherwise stale situation. How fresh can you be?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Thought you would escape from the day to day job? Oh no. So hang mistletoe in your cubicle and hop on the Xerox machine. Office party like there is no tomorrow. And while you burn the midnight oil, take a gander at the office pool. There is someone you want to goose.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) I shudder to think about what extreme mischief proud Lions can get into now. You are let out of your cage and led astray. Anything creative and just plain fun takes you to new heights. Indulge yourself with some long yearned for treats. Anyone we know?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) If you have sat on long term plans to renovate or redecorate, it is time to implement them. Planets in Sag give you vision, hope and luck. What pink palace will you construct? Add a bit of Christmas frosting and have a celebratory party for New Years.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Carefully weigh your words now. Five planets in frank and honest Sag make you less diplomatic than usual. Gay Libras find themselves on the front page and in the center of controversy. Just imagine where you can find yourself in January....!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Money can be made... and lost... this December. Proud Scorps are more plutocrat than democrat and splurge their surplus on a promise and a prayer. Will it be worth it? If not, you may find that you have a bright future in Washington these days.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Make your big move in whatever area of life you choose. What area will you choose? Gay Archers are encouraged to take big risks that, much to your surprise, offer ample payoff and better personal positioning. Spread your holiday gifts around.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Use December for the higher orders of life; spiritual and cosmic goals and charitable efforts. While it may be fashionable to be greedy and self-serving these days, pink Caps are in a win-win situation. Doing good results in receiving good and that is very good.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are on the top of everyone's wish list in December. Are you naughty or nice? Prepare for an avalanche of invitations and look for ways to expand your social circle into a globe. People you meet will impact your life for years to come. Be impactful yourself.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are given a push to the top of the corporate heap. Planets in Sag know no bounds, are optimistic and offer limitless energy. Grab for the gold ring and show the powerful few what raw talent looks like. Hurry; raw goes bad after a few days.
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