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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2004-11-17

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Jupiter and Venus make a match this week and trine dreamy Neptune. What a stroke of luck! However, with Jupiter's excessiveness and Neptune's fogginess, take care that this warm and fuzzy ride doesn't lead you on a wilde, slothful detour. Hmmmm.... on second thought....

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams recognize that they cannot continue to go through life alone and either make it their business to bolster and strengthen current relationships or seek a suitable soulmate. You can strike a match with a certain bosom buddy. Do I smell fire?

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Make substantial headway in any job, detailed task or health regime as Jupiter and Venus trine Neptune. You experience lasting impact for any genuine push. Show them what you've got. Make your mark indelible, not water soluble, queer Bull.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Rowdy pink Twins are brought to the brink of excess in any festive Outlet. Go off on a tangent and dive into the deep end. You may also realize of the limits of your consumption. Remember, your 26th beer generally has no extra zip and is primarily water.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs connect with family and build bridges to greater understanding. Bring two warring sides to the peace table. At best, this will be a time of healing and reconciliation. At worst, agree to disagree and exchange monthly phone calls.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Express yourself proud and queer with strangers as well as partners. As long as you're scoring points, make a name for yourself in certain circles. It's amazing what a few choice words can do in the right letter or in a willing ear. Breathing heavily may help, too.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins buy and sell with the best of 'em when bulls and bears heed your every command. You feel in the pink with all that green. But there is a lesson to be learned from this as well; generosity is the key to happiness. Please make mine hard... cash.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Spread the charisma around. Gay Libras may find this trine's expansive influence can expand their physical attributes as well as their social standing. You can haul it to the gym and muscle it up or advertise that there is just more of you to love.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) What a refreshing blast of prideful air! Proud Scorps learn a few lessons about truth, honesty and the disadvantages of a closeted life during this transit. Make up for lost time; you've nothing to lose but your "straight" jacket and that Qiana shirt from 1990.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Celebrate your Pride with hundreds of your nearest and queerest compadres at your favorite watering hole. If the planets push you to excess, remember to enlist a decorated soldier to escort you home after a night of rowdiness. Give me 25 push-ups, privates!!

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Just when you were ready to throw in the towel, you begin to see a little payoff for all your hard work. Since your career will go a little smoother, why not toss off the towel around lovers. This way, you'll have something to show for it.

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Do you hanker to see the world? Aqueerians can expect global adventures with exotic strangers. Allow your mind to wander as well and expand your knowledge with classes and lectures. Maybe you'll have to stay after school for a private lesson....

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies feast at an all-you-can-eat sexual open buffet so pack your spices and your bib. Can it be possible to have too much of a good thing? Bite your tongue, cousin! Whatever your appetite demands, it can be satisfied. Avoid undercooked pork, though.

© 2004 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. Entertainment Purposes Only.


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