Is the election over yet? Welcome Thanksgiving month and the gaggle of turkeys gobbling the political pork. There is still a platform of planets stumping through Libra, Scorpio and Sagittarius. Celebrate or commiserate with your constituencies. Join a party and party on, comrades!
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Play hide and seek with a certain special someone, proud Ram. Before you know it, things heat up. Mars enters passionate Scorpio mid-month and love turns to lust. Will it last through Thanksgiving? Let's hope so! Pass the hot sauce.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Stress ratchets up from various quarters but queer Bulls are as cool as cucumbers through November. Channel anything annoying into your work. Bury yourself in minutiae, if necessary, and slowly dig yourself out. By mid-month you begin to see the sky.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) There are too many temptations to keep you on a conservative path. Expect to get into mischief. But all play and no work eventually takes a toll. Gay Twins soon yearn to make a good impression on the job. Make it in your seat cushion as you nurse your hangover.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) There is something to be said for stability. There is also something to be said for shocking change. Gay Crabs find themselves navigating a changing landscape. Prepare to put out a few raging fires when long dormant issues charge and ignite.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions are sick and tired of all those campaign promises and yearn for regime change. Speak up. Jupiter insures that nothing you say rubs others the wrong way. With practice, you will rub others just right. Get lots of practice this November.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) There is a wilde constituency that campaigns for your affection. Before greed overtakes common sense, think about what is really important and valuable to you. Are you willing to compromise yourself for a barrel of pork and block of votes? Hell yes.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) All eyes are upon you and you are something to see. November rolls out the red carpet and pink Libras have quarts of charm and charisma. But don't pour it out all at once and become the Wizard of Ooze. Pace yourself through the month to avoid an oil slick.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Fill your cup with good gay Outreach this November. Who says that proud Scorps are selfish bastards? I know that as you selflessly donate your efforts, wilde Jupiter is poised to deliver you a huge reward. It's true. Some bastards do have all the luck!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) There are those gay Archers who know how to nimbly balance work and play. November is the month to take a break from the grind and create a members only club for fun, frolic and general mayhem. Exactly which member do you have in mind ...?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps have moxie early in month so don't be shy around bosses. You need to plant seeds for future success while you are fertile and the time is ripe. By the 23rd your heart begins to waver and your eyes wander. Someone else may then tend your garden.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians are poised for a global campaign this November. Plan your course so that you can learn as much as possible in your travels. By mid-month you find that intrigue is less intriguing than expected. Decompress closer to home.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) How is it hanging, Chad? This November, Guppies are consumed with passion and find ways of harnessing and releasing it. Yet some prefer to stay harnessed... . You toot your own horn plus the horns of a few new pals. Those are horns... aren't they?
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