HOROSCOPES
Halloween and the election put the scare into us this week and goad us to quiet, purposeful action. At least the Sun is in Scorpio and we can see the larger picture. Make it in high definition.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Sexually, gay Rams dive in head first into a steaming tub and boil until they are one big prune. Seek deeper connections to others and yourself. Plumb
your depths and see what Freudian urges emerge. Sometimes it is only a cigar, but rarely.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Relationships become the be all end all for all queer Bulls. Cherish your partner if you have one. If not, check out a few promising venues and try not to look desperate. Give your heart but not your soul. Look for a partnership, not a proprietorship.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Even picture perfect pink Twins can use a nip and tuck. Revamp your exercise regime or begin one, you lazy thing! What about your diet? Your body is a temple, after all. Attract a few new worshipers and a increase your collections. Wine anyone??
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Tap into your creativity and see what spurts. Get involved in a range of the fine and dramatic arts. Whatever you do, the most important thing is to relax and have fun. There is also the chance of a little feisty romance now so be prepared, pink Twin!
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Prideful Lions prefer to snuggle in front of the TV rather than boogie the night away in every hell hole. Call it recharging your batteries. You'll emerge rested and far more in control of your personal agenda. Then go out and explore those holes again.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Your communication is persuasive. Queer Virgins can either put their own thoughts on paper or take up a good gay cause and change a few minds. Exercise those brain cells with study or witty repartee. Can you say it in French? How about Greek?
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Self worth is measured in dollars and cents now (avoid pennies...). A drawback to crass materialism is that deep down gay Libras realize that an insecure personality is an insecure personality no matter how many bucks bolster it up. But spend freely in the meantime!
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps charm just about anyone. Appreciation is sought for new ideas but don't wait for others' approval before you act. You have a short time to launch personal projects. Soon you'll be be content to wile away the time with your scary paunch. Boo!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Explore your spiritual side and discover who you really are. If your closet door squeaks open, step out. There is nothing to worry about. The worry is, of course, when you hide your true feelings from the world... and maybe from yourself. Liberation!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Caps are champions of gay rights. Become a rainbow flag waver and get involved with the movement. But don't sublimate your personal desires in order to blend in with groupthink. Not all champions have to think alike. But are you bipartisan?
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians are obsessed with career accomplishments and need to "make it big". You feel the urge to make your mark on the world through those in power. Wade into the corporate shark tank and canoodle with the suits. You may emerge unbitten and victorious. Then again... .
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Life is a pilgrimage for Guppies. Expand your horizons by travelling to new and exotic vistas or embarking on a brand new course of study. Live for the immediate payoff rather than deferring choices and focusing on some distant philosophy.
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