Mercury sparks a change this week as it moves into passionate Scorpio. Our thoughts and opinions catch fire. But don't sit around and wait for a hot delivery. Don your asbestos gloves and grab the glowing coals.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Your mind turns to sex. Proud Rams know exactly what they want and who they want it from. They sit around and think and talk about it—the wherefores, whys and hows. Enough already! Go and get 'em! Or are you all thought and no action? Typical.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Relationships enter a new, intense phase where the right words can be spoken and passions ignite. But don't waste this energy on light, flirty banter. Looking for a connection, gay Bull? Strike a match and see who becomes inflamed. Bring it to a boil.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) What is it about the job that suddenly seems so riveting and interesting? Gay Twins can adeptly maneuver through the daily morass. Will you delegate distasteful projects onto unsuspecting drones? Try not to. Those who pass the hot potato today eat it tomorrow.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Proud Crabs become creative savants or the ultimate party hounds. Will you dip into your paintbox or your party favor kit? Ideas are plentiful and your juices are flowing. Ply whatever your trade is and make some masterpieces. Er, make 'em do what?
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Domestic change is apace. Plan your new landscape from the comfort of your livingroom lazee boy. But are you lounging alone, proud Lion? Hire a nubile gardner to help you plant a few seeds. Do I see something sprouting ... ?
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgins are goaded into expressing their opinion. Anything you say now is brimming with passion. But don't just go out and blow hot air. Be sure that you have an agenda and a plan of action. You have three weeks to move the masses. Blow hard ... .
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Gay Libras love to surround themselves with objects of beauty. Now your greedy need borders on obsession. Hold off on any major purchases. Before you know it you are surrounded by a carnival of camp and a truckload of trash. On second thought ... .
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) You are a shooting star in the immediate universe. Proud Scorps have some great ideas and express them at every opportunity. Some of your gems do more than sparkle—they radiate. But your idea for a nude aquatic rodeo is a bit before its time.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Rub a crystal ball (anyone we know?) and see what you divine during this intuitive phase. Conjure some new moves and advance your agenda to new celestial heights. Don't bump your head on the ceiling of limited imagination. How high is up? You tell me.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Friends seem to crawl out of the woodwork. You are awash with invitations and trawl with a large prideful posse. How will you maintain your surge in popularity? Mercury in Scorpio provides the grease. Rubadub gay Cap. Don't slide off your perch.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians sometimes make foolish political decisions that can derail their professional success. Thank goodness you now have greater strategic insights. You become the shark rather than the bait. Make your move. Shark attack!!
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) The world beckons Guppie and leads to fantastic adventure. If your budget or vacation time is tight, you might try to enrich your immediate surroundings. You think that staying close to home is a blessing in disguise. Why not get a new disguise?
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