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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2004-09-22

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A posse of planets pack into Libra and turn on the charm. Even ogres and trolls feel the love. Pack your pink colored glasses, friends, and get a leg up ... or even over.

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) You suddenly become the one to get to know. Everyone is angling to reel you in. If you are fishing for a relationship, you certainly pack the right bait. If you are netted, expect to be spoiled by your partner. Let's hope you don't begin to curdle ... .

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) There is a lot of work to do and queer Bulls are ready. Things move so smoothly that you may goof off and hang around the water cooler. Before you float away on your charm, think. Work now with Libra energy and get wet when the planets move on.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Proud Twins are the focus of every romantic queer eye and are in the epicenter of fun. Your presence is demanded at every 'A-level' event with 'A-level' talent. Eat, drink and be merry while it lasts. Too soon you find yourself pushed down the alphabet.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Pink Crabs open their front door to the masses. Do so if you must but I suggest that you show a bit of discretion. Ultimately there is nothing as frustrating as having a bunch of sweaty hungry hordes fingering your silverware and warming your couch.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) You have a lot to say and will say it persuasively. Turn a few heads and change a few minds. There is also something interesting happening around the neighborhood. Be a curious cat, proud Lion. There is a special treat for those who poke their nose.

VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Those queer Virgins who did their fiscal homework now reap the benefits. Pay day is here. Will you spend your largess on necessities or extravagances? Will you share or horde? You are tempted to throw caution to the wind and enjoy. Surrender to temptation.

LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Gay Libras are infused with an essential godliness thanks to four planets in their own sign. There is really nothing that you can't do. Even the nastiest, vulgar, evil twins of you (usually very few) are beginning to look good. Stick around for more.

SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) If you are prone to voices leading you to the gold, be prepared for a full conversation with the spirits. Proud Scorps are regarded as sages and seers now. Hurry and make your astounding predictions before you revert back into just another crackpot.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) This is no time to sit at home and wait for the adventure to find you, gay Archer. Get out and expand your circle of friends and range of acquaintances. Join a club, get involved in a new hobby or interest. Explore someone ... er ... something new. So nu?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps glide to the top of any organizational chart and capitalize on hard work. Let your ambitions soar and make astounding progress in any major quest. Too soon the energies move on and you will prefer to coast downstream on your past deeds.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Put your words into action. Aqueerians can sometimes be armchair liberators. Get off your duff, pick a global cause and get going. For apoliticos, Libra planets give you a great excuse to take an extravagant, glorious vacation. Liberate from a deck chair.

PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) The temperature is rising and so are you. What's cooking? Guppies are especially attractive (and attracted) now and can have their pick of the crop. But don't sit at home and wait for a delivery. You have to go out and shop in order to find the best tomatoes.

© 2004 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.


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