The Sun and Mars square volcanic Pluto and our best of good intentions have a way of running amok. This may be good for devil-may-care types but for those of us with a bit of a conscience, it's better to think it rather than act on it. Try to scramble your cracked eggs and make a souffle.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Global ideas and political philosophies have a powerful impact on your job for good or bad. Be discerning and see what a great cause first requires of you. Gay Rams enjoy the thought of a proletariat revolution but are hard pressed to give up those nifty perks.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Sexual antics blend with creative endeavors. Will you meet your next feast du jour at the opera you once spurned? Or will the light bite from last night become the main course at your next beasty feast? What tricks are up your sleeve ... or other garments?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) If you're hankering to revise or refresh a partnership don't be surprised if it results in a complete upheaval. It's a breath of fresh air if it cleans out festering problems. However, if you're driving a steamroller, be careful of crushing a few toes. Ouch!
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Words take on a gale force all their own so think before you fan the air, gay Crab. Complain if you must but make sure you are totally justified in your opinions. If you insist on being heard, expect fireworks, especially at work. Hey it could be good ... .
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) This is not a particularly good time for proud Lions to go into the red with their green. Try to involve yourself in more creative and cheaper low-risk pursuits. How about sharing a box of fingerpaints with a handy friend?
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Gay Virgins cut the waiting time on any project that impacts their public persona. Dig deep into your resources (meaning all sources including family) and see what happens. Focus on home-based projects and don't forget to take out the garbage. Anyone we know?
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Gay Libras are moved to speak ... no, yell ... to make their opinions known. Carefully monitor and edit your screed before it causes fallout from some very unexpected, hidden places. Your communication is about as subtle as a descending anvil. Keep looking up!
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Consult the financial tea leaves before you bail out a needy compadre. Platonic relationships chaff at the bottom line and will not run smoothly this week. These rifts enable you to reappraise certain relationships. I say if you need a friend, buy a dog.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Actions taken to jump-start your personal agenda spark changes in your career. Proud Archers love to grab the glory and this week you have opportunities that are too tempting to resist. Action could catapult you to the top of the heap. The question is: A heap of what?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Doing a good deed could lead to great unexpected global rewards. Intuitive sparks can illuminate the landscape. Collect and connect your various shards of information to get to the solution to the puzzle. How many pieces of your mind will it require, pink Cap?
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Friends think they have your best interests at heart but they wind up tossing some rather rotten garbage onto your path of true lust. Aqueerians may be attracted to some unusual types. Will you find a gem among the trash. It depends on which dump you frequent.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies accelerate onto the fast track to the professional starchamber. The scent of power is alluring and you wear it well. Try to splash that fabulous scent around any relationship that's worth its salt. Otherwise the relationship may begin to stink.
