Who is this vision of loveliness? Must be Venus making its way into theatrical and overly dramatic Leo. We absolutely shine and demand all the attention. Be careful of what you wish, gorgeous ... .
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Gay Rams spark hearts and charm the beasts. But as you trawl for compliments among the trolls, remember that fluff is perishable and short lived. After midnight you could wind up with a rotting pumpkin and a rat on a leash. Anyone we know?
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Venus advances into Leo and surrounds you with family. Hey, look on the bright side, queer Bull—this could be fun. Think: For once you can kick back and enjoy your surroundings with the hordes. Or smile and count the days until they leave.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Every word is a gem... at least you think so. Pink Twins compel and propel. Don't waste this talent on selfish short-term personal profit. There is too much to do on major life themes and goals. Charm the political snakes while Venus glides into Leo.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Your motives are questioned regarding assorted financial projects. But don't even think twice about going after what you want, pink Crab. Put your best foot forward. It makes your hardest critics soft and mushy about you. So much easier to crush them…
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Who is that glowing light? Who is that orb to which all others gravitate? Before we need sunglasses from your glare, be sure that you do not overwhelm the scene with your magnificence. As with desserts, give them a taste and leave them hungry for more.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) There is someone behind the scenes who likes you and this certain someone was never a great supporter of you before. Take advantage and see how far it takes you. Queer Virgins deserve more credit than they usually get. Now get more than you give.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Your presence is required everywhere but proud Libras need to be discerning. Some of them are not worth the trouble and you can lower your stock rating. Hang around the bulls and bears and check the pink sheets to see how you are tracking.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Your corporate opportunities bloom and are ripe for the picking. Use this time to network and see which opportunities bear the biggest, juiciest fruit. Senior staff likes what they see. How do you like the senior staff? Maybe just one staff in particular ... ?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Almost overnight you are pumped up and ready to get out there and explore new territory. Grab your bags and take flight. There is too much to see and not enough time to see it. If money is tight, satisfy your travel bug with a well-endowed benefactor.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps steam with heated anticipation and attract a bevy of potential lovers. Some of them are a cut above your usual range of choices. Make the most of your musky appeal. Remember: Your ardor knows no bounds ... unless that is your thing.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) If relationships have had ups and downs, expect a smooth ride now. Warring sides reach a compromise and peaceful parties party on. Single Aqueerians become a top choice. Hurry! Make yourself available; tomorrow you may be another slab of ground round.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Whatever good vibes rub your way, lie back and enjoy it. For industrious Guppies there is greater than usual satisfaction in tackling even the most menial of tasks. Sometimes you can get inspiration cleaning the bathtub rather than soaking in it.
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