Someone has spiked our love potions this week when Venus and Mars pour into new signs. Suddenly we feel loosey, goosey, intoxicated and ready to fly. Watch out for low ceilings. Ouch!
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Proud Rams are especially productive when Mars and Venus shift. You can travel down interesting avenues but, typically, you refuse to ask for directions and meander. Perhaps it is best to plan your activities from a La-Z-Boy recliner. No names please!
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) You have a great deal to say. Will you create a verbal soufflé or lay an egg? The trick is to find the right moment to deliver your morsels. Queer Bulls troll party spots in search of adoration and action. Why not try new places and avoid the usual trolls?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Major home renovations are just up your alley so find the right property and start planning. Gay Twins ache to surround themselves with beautiful objects and the best of everything, and why not? You only live once, as least as far as we can tell.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Who put the sparkle in your every step? Pink Crabs capture the hearts of whomever they meet by knowing just what to say. But be discerning, cousin; your every word is a tour de force and it would be a shame to waste it on wanton groupies. Then again ...
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) While there is a part of you that aches to serve the greater good, there is also a voice enticing you into self-serving extravagances. Do you want to give up your worldly possessions and talk to birds? The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Thank goodness!
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Your popularity just hit a new high with both new and familiar faces. What a nice change of pace! But choose your circles wisely, gay Virgin. Before you know it you will revert from the belle of the ball back into the overripe pumpkin.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Gay Libras manage to catch the eye of more than a few highly placed folks. You possess a combination of confidence and camaraderie, instinctually knowing who is powerful enough to court. All well and good, but do you want to work that hard?
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps are primed for adventure and faraway romance. Explore and expand your horizons. If money is tight, do it at a friend's beach property. If money is non-existent, order in a spicy Sicilian hot pie and make beautiful music together.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) If you thought you could spend your summer roasting your toast at every beach party, think again gay Archer. Set your course on the big picture. You are given a chance to prove how good you are. Are you just blowing hot air? I sense a tornado brewing ... .
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps are well served by a spontaneous vacation when Mars and Venus move. Added bonus: You will not travel alone. Somehow you have a friendly entourage dogging your every step. Is it time to show an old dog some new tricks? Woof woof!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians need to express their sexiness. Dress for success or don't dress at all. This means either a sharp outfit for the office or a brief encounter at the gym. In the right time and place anyone can be a love magnet. Well, most anyone.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies experience the thrill of the romantic pursuit. Will you be the hunter or the hunted? No matter which end of the food chain you aspire to occupy, get out there and paint the town pink. You cannot sit at home and phone it in. Or can you...?
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