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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein

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This week will prepare you for a changeable breeze that cools every square inch of hot and heavy August. Seven planets in mutable signs encourage your mind, actions and hands to roam free. Will you get caught probing the cookie jar? We can only hope so!

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) If gay Rams put in the sweat, they reap the equity. Boatloads of hard work. Thanks! This may not be the way you envision roasting the shank of your summer but it can set the course for a very profitable, successful, easy autumn. Tote that barge now. Ride the train later.

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Love-struck queer Bulls howl at the harvest moon. Expect a potent combination of romance and intrigue whipped into a happily delirious fog. Will you stub your toe when the harsh light of reality turns on? Who is that drinking from your morning coffee cup? Argh!

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) You will have quite an active August gay Twin. Haul out the party mix, grab a keg and buy extra groceries. Unresolved family issues come to the fore and can be solved or at least settled for the time being. Don't compromise on what is important to you.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) The true measure of a person is how they behave under pressure. Will you measure up? Like a ruler, pink Crab! If folks don't hear you the first three times you emote don't say it louder, say it slower. Eventually the world catches up to you. Eventually ... .

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions may max out their gold cards. Every little trinket become a 'must have' at any price. Anyone we know?? There is a slight (very slight) chance that you can use this fiscally interesting time to get finances under control. I wouldn't bet on it.

VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgins cannot simply fade into the background and view events from afar, as much as they would like to do so. People seek you out and push you into center stage. Dominate and make all the decisions. Who knows, you may just like it ... .

LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Step up and volunteer for a community effort. It is never too late to get off the fast track, reflect on the bigger picture and get on a path to creating good gay karmic energy. Efforts have great ramifications for future happiness. Apply the oil and start cooking, gay Libra.

SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) A pride parade marches right through your front door and carries you Out on a wave. Queer Scorps have more social commitments than they can cram into their schedule. Keep tabs on the who, what, when, where and how. Why? Because.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Do you envision yourself in a corner office, cashing big paychecks and bossing others around? Let your dreams catch fire, gay Archer. But if you are simply going to dream and not ply your trade, start enjoying perks of middle management. Are there any?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Escape to some exotic and exciting locale to recharge your engine. There are some lucky things in store for you in a lost corner of the world. Make your travel itinerary list and check it twice. Travel with the naughty and send a postcard to the nice.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians find their August steamy hot to the boiling point. Before your stewpot boils over, be more discerning in your choice of amours du jours. Love sweeps you off your feet in a 'wilde' frenzy but who will be around to take out the trash? Any volunteers?

PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Relationships become much more important now. You will have your choice of candidates but before you cast your vote, check out their track record. You don't want to toss your pearls before any old swine, do you Guppie? Or maybe you do. Oink oink.

© 2004 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.

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