Venus and Mercury enter Pisces this week. We know in our heart what is what and which is which and our minds are in tune with our emotions. Ramp it up and see how it runs on the open road. Will it putt-putt or va-vroom?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Not only are you able to manifest a psychic thought, you can also lure spirits to your crystal ball. Uncover mysteries and give all hidden oppressive things in your life a chance to escape and evaporate. Will your imagination run wilde? Oh let's hope so!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Compadres provide an unusual amount of intellectual and heartfelt stimulation. You are able to charge up a group and have them follow your lead. A good idea sparks a roaring fire and we all know how much queer Bulls love a good blaze.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Even your crackpot theories have a genius quality. So disperse your ideas with authority and confidence. Grab the attention of someone in power and show them what you can do. The possibilities are endless. Success is at hand. Ah, but which hand?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pursue any ideas related to international issues. Scholastic endeavors lead to opportunity. Also plan vacations now; you can handle all related details with acuity and flair. Expansion is the keyword, gay Crab; Think big, big, bigger! Ooo!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions are deliciously spicy. And why not? Not only are you grrrrreat, you know how to sell your brand to others. Get out there and become the toast of the town. Hurry and get on someone's plate before you burn out and crumble.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Spoil partners with attention and goodies. Even small attempts can reap benefits far beyond your initial expectations. Queer Virgos looking for a match might even find the perfect cup to their saucer. And remember: the saucier the better!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Tackle any highly detailed job now. Apply a clarity of thought to any day-to-day task or any boring job project. You clear off your desk and give yourself some breathing space. Then kick up your heels and fill your time with someone breath taking.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Delightful fun is in store for all queer Scorps with a sense of adventure. However it might be better to use this time to become more involved in creative, artistic pursuits. Try to feel the muse and play your instrument... or is it vice versa?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Family and home life take precedence. It is no longer reasonable for you to live by others' dictates. Explain why in a clear manner. Any fallout makes the offending party look pretty offensive. Use your moxie, not your mace.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You have your finger on the pulse of the community and can bring them to your way of thinking. Consider bringing your best ideas to a dealmaker or a group with the influence to make them happen. The Cause waits in anxious anticipation.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Try concentrating on finances. You find that investing bears green fruit if you do the homework, talk to experts and plant the seeds now. Either that or find a well-endowed benefactor to stuff your mattress... or something like that.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Keep an eye out for acquaintances who offer creative perspectives. There is treasure that you can capitalize on. Talk to as many new people as possible until you find the right one. Don't be shy, Guppie. Launch your ad campaign and take it on the road.
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