Mars glides into Cancer this week and puts a bit of zing in our swing. Let the love flow, overflow or whatever.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams have a heightened need to emotionally connect to close relatives as well as to draw nearer those who are at a distance. Be honest in your hurts and heals. But also be more strategic, so be sure to survey the land before you plant a stake.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are sought out as speakers and communicators. It's time to get politicized and make your mark on the agenda. Why not use this passionate, compelling energy to put a face to your inner persona? Speak from the heart. Do you like who you see?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) You are far more astute with your finances this week. Let's put it this way: anything that you set your mind to do, you can do. And achievement requires action. So spend it or save it but don't squander it or let it float by, pink Twin.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) First impressions are golden and inspired fashion statements are your personal mandates. You are charm personified and attract many fervent worshippers to your altar. However, I would avoid demanding sacrificial virgins. They are simply too hard to find.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Let the good gay karma roll all though the week. Get involved and reap rewards. Your psychic ability is on target as hidden enemies are revealed and stopped in their tracks. Rub a crystal ball ( or two ) immediately. Are things coming into focus?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Plan a few get togethers and expand your circle into a sphere. Queer Virgins discover that a pal can become a bosom buddy, but take things slowly. This can be a jealous and possessive time. Don't ruin a beautiful friendship for a flirt and a squirt.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras take advantage of all opportunities to get ahead. But this energy is fleeting, so make the most of the transit by focusing all your attention and effort on the ultimate prize. Yes - early retirement, poolside!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps yearn to travel. You can satisfy your urge by either planning a fabulous vacation or, if money and time are tight, cruising the Internet or the immediate neighborhood. The world is your ocean, so dive in and get wet!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Love on the job often sounds like a good idea but is inadvisable in the long term. There will be plenty of time to find love and affection after hours. Therefore, keep your nose to the grindstone, shoulder to the wheel and eye on the clock.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are inspired to create and disseminate. Let those creative juices flow. Of course, this can also lead you to lurid, dissipating temptations, raucous parties, drunken debauches and general over- the-top behavior... that is, if you are really lucky!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) You are just too hot to handle this week. But be discerning, Aqueerius; this is a possessive and jealous moment in time. You may be willing to share but lovers are not. Let's avoid any messy scenes that require swabbing up.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Relationships are the center of your world. Try to give partners a bit of room to roam; this week may make you a bit more possessive than usual. Remember, looser ropes are more effective than tighter ones. Silk scarves, however, are better still...
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