March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb. But is that true? After all, surprising Uranus electrifies lucky Jupiter for the next weeks. So March really comes out loud, proud and queer, just like it should. Amen!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams know the who, when, where, why and how of advancement. Why would you possibly consider relaxing now? Get on your hooves and make some major tracks up the ladder. Don't stop until you reach the top. Or do you prefer the bottom?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Grab a few compadres and travel. If time and money are tight, find social outlets closer to home. There are jolly souls who consider funding your travels. Choose one particular well-endowed benefactor to spoil you. Stop when you start to smell.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Will a certain dalliance turn into something much more or less than expected? Hedge your bets. If you are professionally advancing via the casting couch be sure that you are prepared to fluff the pillows every so often. Or is it 'get the coffee'?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs who have found their soulmate should sweep them off their feet and take them away to parts unknown. Other Crabs can cast their nets wide and far and catch more than a few beauties. Will you toss a few back and choose just one? Ha!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions would rather become the center of attention and adoration. And so it is in March when you grandstand even in your dreary job. You never know whose eye you catch. When charm fails, gather hearts and souls with candy or other bribes.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) March makes you effusive, creative and a party hound. You never know who you will meet or what can happen. There is a combination of opportunity and luck coming your way. Don't sit at home and warm the couch cushions. Set the town on fire.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Turn your attention to your 'to do' list. Not only can proud Libras accomplish home-oriented projects, they also make it the center of entertainment for their posse and relatives. If relatives are starting to get on your nerves, make it just the posse.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Queer Scorps not only cajole and entice folks from various constituencies, they also create a buzz of excitement wherever they roam. Who knows what heights of power you can hit? Try to be the power behind the throne rather than the head despot.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Not only are you correctly calculating potential income and revenue from your portfolio, you manage to ask the right questions from the right financial advisors. Examine the bottom line and see how big you can make it. The bigger the better, as they say.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Consider tossing your hat into the ring. You know what people want and make them believe that you are the one to deliver it. Run before those nasty rumors start. Otherwise use your fleeting gift for personal advancement before they catch on to you.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Your timing is spot on and you can cash in on it. Rely on your intuition and keep your eyes open for great opportunities. Not only will you make strides, you will also make deep imposing tracks. Aqueerians can hit a high note, even if they can't sing.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Friends are your biggest boosters. Go through your personal date book and start to connect and reconnect. Get involved in group efforts and rise to the top of the heap. Make your personal stock into a bull run. Unless of course you prefer bears.
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