The Sun glides into psychic Pisces this week. Let's promise to add a little intuition to our best laid plans. Go with your gut and taste the best that life has to offer. No, even better!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Rams lead everyone to the side of goodness instead of nastiness. Give back to our community through charitable acts and good gay deeds. You never know when you could use that extra dose of karma to attained your hoped-for personal miracles.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Friends are available to provide adulation and support when and where you need it. You become the epicenter of attention. ( Or maybe it's those lime green hotpants...? ) Find a group that thinks the way you do and be a benevolent dictator.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Get going on your professional path now. Pink Twins find that their career opportunities open up like a treasure chest. The least likely scenario may surprise you. Sometimes it's to a new and fabulous career level. Sometimes it's to the mailroom.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Travel and see the world while you have the urge and the extra dough. Spread your wings, enrich your global perspective and learn ( or meet ) some new and exotic tricks. Some tricks require whip cream and a leather collar... Don't be an old dog.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) You are full of animal magnetism, gay Lion. Let your actions speak louder and prouder than words with current or potential lovers. You find that great minds begin to think alike. Will you bite off more than you can chew. Let's hope so!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Sun in Pisces offers you a renewed appreciation for one to one relationships. All thoughts and communication between the two of you will be in tandem. If you are setting sail to seek a dreamboat you are now able to attract the pick of the fleet.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras get down to work and actually accomplish a thing or two. For those who have contemplated owning the perfect body, may I suggest a personal trainer? Exercise produces incredibly delicious improvements now. Think prep work for cruise season.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Any artistic pursuit is especially enjoyable now. Gay Scorps demonstrate their flair for fun. If you are asked to plan a grand scale social event, the results will have 'em talking for months! Don't forget the rainbow bunting and naked gogo dancers.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers get the redecorating and cocooning bug. Or maybe it means moving to a more spiritually affirming part of town. Whatever you decide to do, be sure to invite a few kindred souls over for a pleasant prideful evening.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps get exactly what they want by just asking for it. The best use of this your time is to find a receptive entourage for your many wonderful ideas. What about getting in touch with friends and friends of friends? Give 'em a call.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) If you've done your fiscal homework, investments begin to pay off. If you have put off the inevitable, start saving now. It will become possible to envision an easy retirement light at the end of the tunnel. ( Or is it the lights of an oncoming train...? )
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) You are full of confidence and great new ideas. Meet and greet. Begin new projects; you have a receptive, fertile ground from which to nurture your personal dream. Schmooze and grab the limelight while the clock is ticking and so are you.
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