Retro Saturn trines lucky Jupiter and lifts us out of our apres holiday funk. No matter how stressful things become or how hopeless they appear, it looks like there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Let's hope it's not the oncoming train.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) The powers that be begin to give you credit where credit is due. Saturn trines Jupiter and makes all your moves brilliant ones. At least they appear to be so this week. Proud Rams are ready to take the next step. Watch where you step however. Squoosh...
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Your creative genius is finally recognized and appreciated this week. Here it comes - fame and fortune! Is that what you have been working towards, queer Bull? Just watch out for the paparrazzi and those extreme close-ups.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Sometimes pink Twins can be all surface and no depth and that can impact love and family relationships. Saturn trine Jupiter opens your heart. Remember, no person is an island. Occasionally you have to toss out the life preserver.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Relationships come into the forefront. Gay Crabs not only reach new levels of understanding, they are also surprised at the depth and expanse of affection. If you are in the market for a catch, go fishing. Who knew that you could be so lovable? Not I.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions have been feeling exploited on the job. But there is hope as past efforts pay off. Reap the rewards and decide your next steps. If you have set your sights higher than your current level, stage a revolution. Well you can at least daydream.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Rewards are there for queer Virgins who put themselves Out front. You meet new, influential people and manage to travel in spheres of greater influence. Suddenly you find yourself rubbing elbows with the glitterati. Pack the oil ... err... balm.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) The hidden motives of others become apparent. Not only do you divine ulterior machinations, you can make your intuition work on many other levels. There is nothing that you can't do once you put your mind to it. Okay, at very least put half a mind to it.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Friends open up and reveal some interesting and advantageous information to you. Ah, but now you are also good at extracting secrets out of others. What will you do with all this juicy news? Will you use it for goodness or for nastiness. Uh oh.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers are chomping at the bit for more hay but the senior staff has been too slow and stingy. Something has changed thanks to Saturn trine Jupiter. Will you spend all your largess all in one large lump sum? Oh why not!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Plan some travel to a faraway destination. Or, if money and time are tight, expand your base of operations close to home. You make a great first impression with important folks and appear to be serious and sensible. Oh do you have them fooled!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Secret admirers make themselves known and Aqueerians have quite a few of them. Will you be discerning or gorge on every bon bon. Whatever you do, c'est bon! Saturn trines Jupiter and expands your adoring fan base. No autographs please!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Saturn trines Jupiter and mixes and matches all the people in your life. Will you successfully turn something platonic into something passionate? I have no doubt, Guppie. But it will be with someone who you least expect. Keep your eyes open.
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