Cast you gaze and thoughts onto new vistas. Mercury moves into expansive Aqueerius and charges us up and pushes us Out. You can say what you mean, mean what you say. Understand?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Move and shake and see who you can press and impress. Before you know it, you become a social organizer extraordinaire and the epicenter of activity. Will you be able to withstand the glare and the attention? We'll see, proud Ram.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) It is never too late to plot your corporate ascent... or your eventual departure for more lucrative work. Can you maintain your unctuous charm long enough to benefit from it? When all else fails, use your oil to grease your escape and take a long lunch.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins dream of faraway vistas and exotic adventures. If money and time are tight, find ways to enhance your usual surroundings. Maybe a couple of exotic strangers can help you get out of your usual skin. Pack the suntan oil so you don't burn.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs have loads of erotic daydreams and some of them could turn into dreamboats, if you set sail now. Before you know it you are surrounded by jolly company that takes you to new port of calls. Are they siren calls...?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) This is the week to turn your focus on to current relationships. Proud Lions feel in a rut, but they are mistaken. Rather, think about what you can do to stoke the fire, fuel the flames or rekindle the spark. The real question is - do you have enough wood?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) This is a good week to buckle down and get the job done. Queer Virgins can prioritize, focus, organize and dispatch every little detail. But balance your work time with your play time. At the very least find ways to relax and de-stress. Anyone we know?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Your creativity hits a high note and not a moment too soon; you were beginning to feel stale and tired. Plan activities designed to get the juices boiling. Reach out to fun-loving folks and join in their merriment or wait for the invitations to arrive. They will!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) You find the right words to say to soothe any family rough patch. But just because you can discuss it doesn't mean that you have to compromise on your personal happiness or fulfillment. On the contrary, gradually bring them over to your point of view.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers find a diplomatic angle to any disagreement. Look at the big picture, find common ground and express yourself honestly and eloquently. At very worst, they will respect you for your opinion and simply ignore your advice. Then try yelling.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Find ways to assume a little more risk to multiply your earnings. Seek the right advisor and do your fiscal homework. Before you know it you will escape the hoi polloi and hob knob with the nobs. Hey, whatever turns you on, gay Cap.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Mercury in your own sign gives you an added oomph in any social situation. Get comfortable in center stage and use the attention to get pet projects underway. By spring some seeds sprout. You have the makings of a nice harvest by the fall.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Not only is your intuition right on target, you are also able to discern the good from the bad and avoid a mess of unanticipated trouble. Ask the right questions. There is more here than meets the eye, especially if you look someone squarely in it.
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