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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2008-01-02

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Get your stars aligned for a happy and successful 2008 by navigating the heavens strategically and carefully. Retro Mars through the 30th makes you a bull in a china shop but Jupiter and Pluto eventually make any erroneous move a brilliant stroke. Forge ahead but watch for breakage.

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) 2008 brings massive personal change and perhaps even a great career opportunity. How can you harness and direct this grand limo ride, proud Ram? Focus... and focus some more. There will be no stopping you. There is time to be lazy in retirement.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Don't spend too much time warming your couch cushion, queer Bull. Expand your world view any way you can—travel, study, or even cruise a new social scene. Life is passing you by. Bite the apple, peel the banana, inspire your tastebuds.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Not only can you attract the pick of the litter, you can also manage to get into some pretty feisty trash. Which dumpster will you dive into for your jollies, sexy pink Twin? Be choosy. Sparks fly with a quick match but go for the slow ember.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Connection will be key whether in business or pleasure, gay Crab, so don't crawl into your shell and wait for someone to knock. Seemingly solid relationships can change dramatically. When to hold and when to fold is the question.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) All roads will lead to some form of work. Oh goody. Proud Lions may be swamped in detail, responsibilities and tiny tasks that can sap your energy... if you allow. The karmic lesson that you need to learn is graceful balance. Or maybe just balance.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) The planets conspire to bring the good times to your door if you refuse to venture out. So enjoy your time as a party magnet and use it to expand your idea of creativity and fun. Who knew that food painting on pets could be so inspiring? Certainly not me!

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) 2008 requires more of your attention to family issues that need to be dealt with once and for all. Expect some stress before the calm but it will all be for the best. If you are looking to move, this is the year to pack and haul.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps will call 'em as they see 'em, much to the consternation of others. But why not try to pour a little sugar on your more acid comments? If you have absolutely nothing nice to say, hire a good public relations firm. Ahem...

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers never seem to budget. This can go on only so long. The time is now for a careful consideration of your portfolio, career path and overall fiscal health. Keep your eye on the bottom line in all major ( and minor ) purchases or marry wealthy.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Plant a few new pet projects so they can grow and build. Pink Caps can be very ambitious but might prefer to work their magic behind the scenes. This year there will be no hiding in the shadows. Get ready for your close-up and smile!

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians capture the moment and take any opportunity to new heights. Pick your moments wisely. There will be almost too many temptations through the year. It would be a shame to aim for Tahiti only to find yourself in Toledo. Then again...

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies become a social force all through 2008. Not only are you especially charming and fun, you are also the one with the ample resources and creativity to turn any minor soirée into an international gala. Or at least that is what the paparazzi think.

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Lichtenstein's 'HerScopes: A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' is an international sensation and has just 'come out' in its 6th printing. Buy it and feel the vibration.


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