Feeling a bit more practical this holiday season? Sun in Cap helps us chart a new, powerful course of action. Whatever happens now feels more purposeful and strategic. Good; it's time to get a push in the right direction rather than into traffic.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams feel on top of the corporate world. Can you make an indelible mark on authority figures or will it be a scrape? Maybe the lure of the boardroom is not that intoxicating to you. Decide what you want and how much it costs financially and morally.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Get ready for a great gay adventure that tips the scale on extravagance. Experience everything that life has to offer including exotic food, company and general stimulus. You don't have to travel far. Just look at the world from a different angle. Prone?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Sun in Cap heats up your hormones to a crispy fry. Don't let them burn to ash. The secret of your sexy success is to be a bit choosy and take things in moderation with an eye to future happiness. Okay, maybe you don't have to plan that far ahead.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs feel the need to solidify current relationships. You may even aspire to advance your social standing with a new liaison from the cream of the social crop. Seek and you shall find. But will they respect you in the morning? Do you really care?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions have more energy than usual and feel like taking on a more rigorous exercise regime or diet. Day to day work also takes on a new and brilliant hue. You become a star on the job. Show 'em what's cooking in the cubicle. Err, what's that smell?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Get Out there and have fun. Tap into your gay muse. Not only can you expand your imagination, you also add a notch on your belt with a feisty romance or five. Make yourself presentable, available and open. Assorted flotsam washes up on your shore.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras should not be relegated to the bottom drawer by any relative. Why not peel back and examine the real issues and set the record queer once and for all. You have nothing to lose but that straight jacket and yet another fruitcake.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Queer Scorps seem to know the right thing to say at the right time so tell it as you see it. Write a scathing letter to the editor or to some politician. Don't wait too long. Issues get old and stale fast and you'll go back to sniffing the fridge for unpleasant smells.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Financial problems can seem surmountable so pull out the checkbook, pay your bills and get yourself back into the black. Save something for a rainy day. Fiscal stability can be in the stars if you set your mind to it. Heck, even you can do it, gay Archer.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Step into the center of the action and see who meets and greets. Pink Caps have charisma and need a little oomph and confidence. Begin new things, meet new folks and freshen up your overripe appearance. You're the center of it all, sweetheart. Dress the part.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians plumb the depths of their intuition. You may even feel surprisingly invincible. No nasty surprises can be dredged up to harm you. Hidden enemies are thwarted in their dastardly deeds and you find opportunities to exact your revenge. Just wait....
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Pals are there to provide ample moral support for any personal problem. Enjoy the holiday cheer while you can. The time may soon come for you to examine long term goals and commitments with an idea to downsize and belt tighten... later!
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