A major mover and shaker moves and shakes this week: Lucky Jupiter enters Capricorn and makes our wildest dreams manageable and, perhaps, even achievable. So dream big. No, bigger!!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams chart their professional course for the next two years. Do you enviously eye the seat of power? Occupy it! Take things in moderation no matter how much the fates load your plate. Modesty is everything. But you already know that. Ahem!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls develop a global reach that can change the course of human events. ( Or something like that... ) So make yourself heard above the general static. You never know where a well placed thought or comment can lead you. Let's hope it's astray.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Are your eyes too big for your stomach? Good! Pink Twins can not only see who they want, they can get who they want. What a nice change of pace! See how Outrageous you can become. The question is, can you become too outrageous?? Oh try! Try! Try!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Caps with a song in their heart and a spring in their step make extraordinary inroads in any relationship with Jupiter in Cap. But why restrict yourself to the tried and true? It can be an excellent time to strut your stuff and see who follows. Baaaaa.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) As much as you would like to break the shackles that bind, proud Lions make impressive inroads into any work related effort. Before you know it, you can rule the roost and collect the eggs. Even if they are hard boiled, they still make a good lunch.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Not only are you forced to have fun, you do so despite efforts to the contrary. Why not look on the happy side and enjoy life for the foreseeable future? The fates conspire to lighten your load. Leave it on the corner for pickup and don't look back.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Look at your 'to-do' list and put your domestic agenda on the top of it. Not only can you pave over the family potholes, your home environment begin to look spiffy. Redecorate, renovate or detonate. Changes are apace. Make them march to your tune.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Not only can you charm anyone, you do so in an impressive and monumental way. Proud Scrops add a dash of flash to even a meager effort. If you want to change the landscape, you can do so with ease. So move a mountain. Heck, move two.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Do you dream of riches? Gay Archers should look at the bottom line and see how they can bolster it. Ideas and supporters gravitate to you and give you a boost. And, really, who can't use a few extra bucks in their pocket? Or do I mean 'buckeroos'...?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Not only do you blossom into a social butterfly, you can easily plan monumental personal projects that are guaranteed to succeed. Don't procrastinate. Put in the effort and get the gains. If you try to slink by, you might snooze it away on the couch.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Concentrating your best strategic abilities and simply thinking ahead will get you ahead. Dive into anything that sparks your imagination or gives you a feeling of karmic joy. What is it that turns you on Aqueerius? Well, don't answer that publicly.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are truly in the epicenter of the social swim. Friends demand your attention and participation. How can you best harness the energy? Be choosy about what you commit to and with whom. Not everyone should be allowed access to greatness.
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