Energetic Mars retrogrades this week. Prepare for a crush of activity but beware the outcome if you can't harness the force or direct it properly. Party hearty but tread carefully lest you crush a few toes.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Retro Mars demands full attention to anything that you have neglected to fix, repair or spruce up. Yet, gay Rams can go overboard. Parse out your money and effort carefully and enlist an able-bodied assistant to give you a hand... or whatever.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Watch what you say and how you say it. Once something is uttered it is impossible to take it back. Yet, the sheer power of your words moves mountains. Do you think you could move a few entrenched politicos out of the power seat? Try, try, try!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Retro Mars lights a fire under any money-related issue so reap the benefits while you can and monitor all expenses to make sure that what comes in does not automatically go out again. Save a little drip for a rainy day bucket, pink Twin.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) The urge to begin anew consumes your every move. Meet and greet even if you bowl folks over with the force of your personality. Gay Crabs let people know who they are. Do it with flair and style, not with a sledgehammer. On the other hand...
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Don't listen to voices that goad you to seek revenge. At their best, proud Lions can volunteer for a charitable gay cause. Well intentioned energy is relentless and impactful. That's certainly much better than worrying yourself sick about crap.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You may find yourself going way out of your way for friends and associates but don't be a patsy. Channel this excessive energy somewhere, queer Virgin. Just don't squander it on unappreciative cronies and hangers on.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Career goes into overdrive. If you have been cooling your jets and waiting for the best time to take off, do it now. You can soar to new professional heights. Proud Libras can elevate like gods or plummet like lead balloons. Try levitating your reputation.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Don't get yourself in a dander because someone disagrees with you. Mars eggs you into battle. Further, do not pursue any lawsuits now. You are destined to poke the wrong hornets nest. Ouch! Point that stinger tail of yours somewhere else, gay Scorp.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Don't expect sex alone to cement a relationship. Gay Archers place too much emphasis on the physical instead of the emotional. As satisfying as the encounter may be, it is empty without an emotional bond. However, it ain't bad in the short term....
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps may have to fight a few dragons now as open enemies bring on the heavy armor. But never fear; while you may be a bit reckless, you also have great reserves of energy that make you strong as a bull... and about as stubborn.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians have the required energy to get the job done, but also yearn for all the credit. It can be difficult for you to work for anybody or with anybody else. Stress due to frustration may build and cause headaches or even accidents. Take a pill or become one.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies live hard, play hard and become virtually insatiable to the point of dissipation. While it is fine to have a little fun, know when to say when. There is nothing sadder than a fish left out to dry in the cruel morning light. But then, what a way to go!
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