Venus and Mercury both advance this week leading us in new thoughts and heartfelt deeds. This is no time to be shy and retiring. Think it, say it, do it. Whew!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Tell partners and other loved ones how you really feel. ( With your hands...? ) A randy combination of words and actions will get you what you want in relationships. Gay Rams are charmers when they want to be. Do you want to be?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Others compete for your affection and go the extra step to help you out and lighten your load. Ask and you receive. Don't relax or think of going on vacation now, queer Bull. Chug a lug the milk of human kindness that washes over you before it curdles.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Venus and Mercury change signs and rev up our social life while giving us more energy to do everything we want to do. Life is too short, pink Twin and 'do-goodism' has its limitations. Take a little extra for yourself.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Bring on the family for a big reunion, gay Crab! Okay, you don't have to go that far. Venus and Mercury suggest a gathering of compadres for an intimate soirée instead. Send the family a nice gift basket and leave it at that.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Your temporary eloquence can best be used to forward any pressing domestic issue that requires diplomacy. In fact this can be the time for a profitable change of direction that might lead to more control and power. Or maybe you are into delegating... ?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins might be considered tight fisted at times but can now find that loosening their grip and taking a calculated risk can pay off in enormous ways. At least you will find ways of enjoying even meager allotments. How much is a lot anyway?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Any half-baked scheme rises in value and any lost soul in your entourage comes back to you. The temptation is to lie back and wait for it to come to you but that would be a mistake. The right actions now plant the seeds for major gains later this season.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) You have some good ideas that gain in acceptance and put you in the power seat. Venus and Mercury give you a certain panache that makes even horrible, nasty traits seem delightful. However, I wouldn't push my luck if I were you.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers feel like rats on a treadmill where even best efforts go unnoticed. Thankfully you have a cheering section somewhere in the world. Kick up, fan out and get into after work mischief. Who knows where it could lead? Another job offer....?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Enlist the help of a few powerful friends to get you what you want and where you need to be. The trick is to turn temporary favors into real gains. Think big, think long term and think happy thoughts. Revenge is a dish best eaten cold... years later.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians have some fantastic ideas and opinions as to what will get them out of the rut but unless they can get some down time to strategize, life continues as usual. If money and time are tight, rejuvenate closer to home. Massage anyone? Or everyone!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Show your true rainbow colors, Guppie and dive into fresh waters. Venus and Mercury offer the right words at the right time to make the right connection. So you are going to get out there and make your match. Right?
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