We welcome November with a rush of positive powerful energy pulsating in lucky Sadge. And yet we may find that it is too much of a good thing. Don't gobble when you can nibble.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Rambos with a 'gayme' plan make considerable strides in their long term goals. It requires sustained effort and strategic focus. However most of you would prefer to relax in front of the tube in a tryptophan doze. Remember, you snooze, you lose, pal.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls attract admirers from all walks of life. And yet, before you know it, all this hob nobbing and elbow rubbing will start to chafe. Working the stump will wear you down to a nubby stub. Vote for a day of utter relaxation every so often.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins find that relationships become all consuming. At the same time expect crushing work commitments that cause conflict and excess stress. Wait until the end of the month before you complain. Then you have a few days off for Thanksgiving.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs should consider embarking on a long deferred project now because not only are they thinking clearly, they are able to easily enlist help. Hurry before this energy fades and you are left to your own devices. Do I hear ticking...?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) You are the life of the party and too delicious in the eyes of many. Don't try to sample every taste because you can. Perhaps you should find a place where you can get a little privacy with you-know-who. Oh, but be careful of who you wish!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You may find yourself spending more time entertaining at home. Partners try to help and have a few home redecorating ideas in mind. They may try to surprise you through November. Ah, an orange plastic houndstooth ottoman. How nice.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras seem to know just what to say at the right time. Instead of fanning the air and hearing yourself speak, why not take up the cause and change hearts and minds? Stick to the script and focus on the message. Or is it the massage? Rubadub.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Not only can queer Scorps make a bundle now, they can put it to good use from any major project to any light affair. You don't have to spend big to enjoy big. Sometimes it is true that size doesn't matter. Rarely, but sometimes.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Plan your best moves, reach out and meet and greet. Not only can you change the course of human events, should you choose to do so, you get a little something extra in it for yourself. You have a certain je ne sais quois so quois it all over town.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps have a tendency to hold back but find that letting things out in the open is not only liberating, it is also a relief. Once you have cleaned up your act, it will be time to dress it up and take it out on the town. Do some early holiday shopping.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) How much fun can Aqueerians have? Don't be shy and retiring. Expand your social world. Join a few new clubs or show your face in a few new, offbeat venues. Not only will you have a ball, you may even have two or more.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies can make their mark in bold strokes. Things heat up to a fevered pitch towards the end of the month when you may have to make a big decision about your career. Okay, take the promotion and the huge raise.
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