Sun enters Scorpio and creates a Grand Trine with Uranus and Mars. Whoops! Don't be surprised if your wildest and woolliest actions catapult you to the top of the heap. Uhhh, just one question: Which heap??
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Your carefully guarded box of secrets will not only open and filter through the universe, you will find that it entices a certain someone to make their move. Prepare yourself and your surroundings for a big homecoming. Hmm, not a bad week!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Large groups of important people are eating out of the palm of your hand. Bring moisturizer and a clear agenda. Set foundations for future discussions, especially with those who are difficult to reach or just plain difficult. Pile it on, you charmer you!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins are advised to keep their noses to the grindstone and let a few well placed folks know how hard you are working. Recognition is practically guaranteed and the rewards will be unimaginable. Okay, imagine away!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) The urge to go overboard can be too tempting to resist. Resist the urge and stick to conservative enthusiasms. You don't want to squander your chances to make a good impression. Control your headlines before you are shifted to the gossip column.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions prowl their lair in search of excitement. Not only will you get surprises, you may become lovestruck. Rev up the passion with your lover. If you are on the bench, formulate a game plan and huddle with a few wide receivers.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins deliver pearls of wisdom to pals and partners. Use this brief sociable surge to establish a concord. Too, too soon you can fall back into your all-too-usual habit of grabbing first and asking later. Of course, some folks prefer it that way... .
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Orchestrate a monetary symphony. Proud Libras become titans of industry as all hard work pays off big, big, big. Don't be shy and retiring; this is a rare opportunity to show the bosses what you can do. Ahem... so how many encores do you need?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps are squatting in the epicenter of activity and can stand or tip over as they choose. It would be a shame to strut and fret your time on the stage and then be heard no more. Plan for future performances.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) The solar grand trine helps to settle any outstanding personal, spiritual or family debt once and for all and enables you to take your life to an entirely new level. Don't compromise on vitally important things. Others will have to adjust, at least a little bit.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Not only can friendships blossom, potential partnerships can be formed or existing ones strengthened. Carefully make your communication missives a direct hit. Can you harness this stampede of love? Ride 'em, cowboy!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians must use this advantageous time to build on their past professional successes and get a leg up on the corporate ladder. Find ways of rewarding the worker ants in your midst. Don't accept crumbs; go for the big bucks... and big buckeroos!!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Expand and enrich your horizons, Guppie; it's a time for experimentation, speculation and squeezing those artistic juices. But know when enough is enough; those who exceed their limits will be tossed out of respectable places with the rest of the trash.
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