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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein

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Mercury retrogrades from Scorpio back into Libra. Not only does our communication go haywire, we may go off on a tangent based on faulty information. Is the check in the mail? Yeah sure.

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams are tempted to make a sexy move but can't seem to get their romantic missives to the desired ears. Concentrate instead on getting your domestic environment in order. It is never too late for a little house cleaning. Very little, I suppose...

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are caught between partners' demands and the job. Before you become a piece of styrofoam bobbing between home and work, think of some escape routes. Maybe it's time to take that long-needed vacation? Or maybe just make yourself scarce.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Because of an energy low, pink Twins can't seem to get things at work under control. Folks are either not listening to you or are misinterpreting what you say. Don't despair. You'll be feeling your oats and happily cracking your whip in a month. Ouch!

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs may think they are the life of the party, but the rest of the party begs to differ. Fade into the background and quietly enjoy the festivities from the sidelines. There will be plenty of opportunity in November to make up for lost face time.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Expect minor confusion around the house. Proud Lions may be tempted to pour their frustrations out on family. Don't enter into any sensitive discussions; wait before you draw your line in the sand in any situation. In the meantime, think happy thoughts.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) There is nothing worse than being misinterpreted or ignored but you should be more forgiving at this time. Channel your frustrations into long neglected home projects. Sometimes there is nothing quite as reassuring as moving some furniture around.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - ­OCT. 23 ) Even though it seems like everyone and their idiot brother is making millions on stocks and hedge funds, when Mercury retrogrades, gay Libras are advised to keep their money in the bank and off the street. If it seems to good to be true, it usually is.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) You're not going to make the best first impression now so try to avoid important meetings with folks you barely know. However you are usually so genuine and friendly that no one can stay mad at you for long. Just long enough.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Even your good deeds go unnoticed or unappreciated. That doesn't mean that you should stop your charitable efforts, gay Archer. It means that sometimes we don't always get the credit we deserve. Don't worry; you'll feast on just desserts soon.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) There are times when you just can't figure out your friends. Try not to jump to conclusions. Pink Caps can channel their considerable social skills to different areas of endeavor. How about stumping for a favorite rainbow cause? I vote for that.

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - ­FEB. 19 ) If you're entering into a new job, check out paperwork and acceptance points. If you're cruising along in your current career, avoid any major stand. Skillful Aqueerians outswim any shark if they keep their ears and eyes open and their mouths shut.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are ready to take their opinions to the world. The question is, is the world ready for your pearls of wisdom? Hold back on pontificating some of your best laid plans for now. Then, in a couple of weeks, sing it Out loud and queer!

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