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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2007-10-10

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Just when we thought that we could get away with almost anything, Venus opposes retro Uranus and provides a stern knuckle rap for any overindulgence or excess. The chickens come home to roost. How do you like your eggs?

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) You can lock your closet door and bolt it closed but a gale force blows it off its hinges. Call it a breath of fresh air. But planning is everything, proud Ram. Will you get caught with your pants down? Are you wearing underwear? Does it really matter?.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Not only does your social life whip up to a frenzy, you wind up as the central tour de force.  Is it possible to savor each moment and enjoy it to the full? You may find yourself at loose ends. Well, I guess there are some advantages.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins try their best moves to angle into the corner office but it is not to be this week. Take a lower profile when Venus opposes Uranus and enjoy the fruits of your labor on some faraway beach. There's just sand and grit back at the office.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Any innocuous idea takes a turn for the worse and wends its embarrassing way into cyberspace. Gay Crabs with a bone to pick are better off chewing on it for a while. Diplomacy currently eludes you. Ah so what else is new?

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) You think that you are quite the lover but there is something  that leaves others wanting. On the bright side this lull enables you to reflect and hone your amorous skills. Before you know it you will be as sharp and biting as ever. Err like cheese...?

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) What is it about your personal life that creates havoc for you this week? You are usually able to balance your needs with others deftly and politely. Balance is difficult now yet you need to take a stand. The gloves are off queer Virgin. Are the claws out?

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - ­OCT. 23 ) The vacation is over, gay Libra. The stress is turned on at work. No long lunches, no afternoon naps, no delegating the crap jobs. But think about how good you'll feel when you put in the effort and see how much you can accomplish now. No?

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) No matter how hard you try to relax, there will be something or someone who makes you work for what you get. Queer Scorps prefer to kick up their tails and have a good time but there is a good stiff lesson in every gay project. Anyone we know??

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) This is the time to fix things around the house. Not only does your home environment need a sprucing up, you can also put certain relatives in their place. Gay Archers feel better once they get down to the tasks at hand. At least temporarily.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Any opinion is well received and perceived as wise. What a nice change of pace! Before you know it you are singing to the global masses. But don't let it go to your head. Pink Caps whine with authority. Ah but it is the same old song?

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - ­FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians not only lose their heart to a golddigger, they seem not to notice the financial impact. Enlist a good friend to put you on a strict budget while your heart goes on a spending spree. Or find a well endowed benefactor and merge assets.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies make a rather strong first impression now. You may not notice how powerful ( and off putting ) you can be when you are riled up. Temper your ardor around strangers and connect instead to those who know you well and love you warts and all.

( c ) 2007 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

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