Come out and make your presence known this October as National Coming Out month gets underway. We get our jollies by the boatload as retro Uranus squares expansive Jupiter. When is too much too much? We'll let you know. And until then... .
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) The world beckons and you ache to heed the call. Gay Rams can be less discerning or diplomatic than usual. You leave wreckage in your wake. Yet this shouldn't prevent you from testing new waters and seeing what floats to the surface. Is it brown?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are known for their ample appetites and I suspect that you will gorge yourself on good times and feisty company. And why not? It's National Coming Out month, compadre. No one should sit at home and vegetate. Feast on red meat.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins are pushed and pulled between career and relationship needs. But it's not all one big headache despite the unsteady corporate minefield. A certain someone comes to the rescue with a power boost. Or maybe they just sap your strength?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) What remarkable feat will you achieve? Sometimes the best way to attain notoriety is to quietly toil in the background and plot a revolution. There will be time at the end of October to successfully implement any dastardly plans. Heh, heh, heh.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) No sooner do you plan a wilde soiree than the guest list exponentially increases with everyone from the A to the Z list. Your sexual menu runs the gamut of tastes. Lucky thing. Proud Lions won't know which end is up. And this is bad?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Uranus squares Jupiter can create mountains from molehills. Queer Virgins who are seeking a change may find that the grass is not really greener elsewhere. It is much better to attend to the crabgrass you have rather than pull on a patch across town.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Even a stray comment has profound impact now, proud Libra. And yet you may feel compelled. National Coming Out month is a time for liberation. If that means an extended wine-laden lunch or last minute vacation, why argue?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) There is something crazy and wilde about you, proud Scorp. Don't try to deconstruct your yen to push the boundaries as well as a few tight buttons. The night life beckons. Check out the right hot spots and put the 'kool' back in your kool-aid.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) National Coming Out month brings excitement and dramatic changes at home. Maybe crowds beat a path to your door. Or maybe you are forced to attend to long overdue home improvements. Whatever happens it will be over the top. Whoohoo!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Any measured opinion can enter into the cultural zeitgeist. So instead of droning on about a minor matter, harness your mind, gird your loins and make a noise that resonates. It may become so powerful that you attain the mark of a sage. Then again... .
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Do pals expect you to carry the day all through National Coming Out month? Decide how much of a social director you want to be and either go with the flow or buck the tide. Of course you may just wash up on shore with the rest of the flotsam.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies have the urge to capture the stage and suck the life out of every new opportunity. Upper ranks sit up and take notice. But is this the type of notice that you yearn to have? My advice: Spread joy to the lower ranks. You can never sink too low.
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