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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein

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Mars and Pluto face off and goads us to cast our best shots into  flowing lava. Will it harden into pumice or melt the ground beneath us? Wear your hiking boots, kiddo.

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Burned out gay Rams would rather relax than work now. Make sure that you're not leaving any loose ends. You have more verve than vision. Is there something that you are either not seeing or seeing incorrectly? Why not take a second look-see.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are packing a pistol in their nether regions and become far too hot to handle. Mars and Pluto rev up your pleasure boat and skim the waters. It's just one huge head over heels lovefest. Will they respect you in the morning? Do you care?

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) You gain new perspective on partnerships, sharing and sense of self. Don't overreact to seemingly intractable issues because Pluto and Mars are screaming now! Wait! By next week a new light shines in a certain dark, mysterious corner. Yowza!

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs step on a hornets nest on the job. Count to ten and smile before Pluto and Mars undo the good will you have been building over the months. Put your mouth into motion for enjoyable pursuits and stay off work issues....unless you work the room.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) As much as you would prefer quiet enjoyments, there is no escaping the crowd. Chalk it up to the Pluto/Mars opposition which goads you into creating as big a social scene as possible. Is three a crowd? It depends what you have in mind....

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Your career comes into direct conflict with family needs. Blame the Mars/Pluto opposition for the added tension. But frankly, queer Virgin, you have no issue to worry about. Take a breath and space out. Let other heavenly bodies orbit around you.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - ­OCT. 23 ) The Mars / Pluto opposition makes any stray thought a front page headline. You prefer to blast your inspired nuclear missives without thinking about fallout but the less you say, the wiser you appear. How is this different from usual?

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps want to save the entire world but wise ones take a moment to consider the ultimate cost. You spend first and tally the damages later. Does a certain you-know-who need a few ( or more ) bucks? It may be hard to tell lover from layabout now.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers make quite a first impression. Pluto and Mars rip the seat of your pants as all eyes turn your way. Important meetings should be postponed until next week if possible. If not, explain that you are a Sagittarian and this is normal behavior.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Avoid grandiose displays that stir up the masses at work and then leave them in the lurch. Pink Caps rush head first into battle but is is advisable to use your head, look before you leap and avoid any unnecessary headaches. Aspirin anyone?

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - ­FEB. 19 ) Friendships can turn into much more in the passion of the moment, but why ruin a good friendship? You go overboard. Will it be a rocket trip to the moon on gossamer wings? Sweetheart, it may just be one of those spacy things.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) It is difficult to play an evil corporate shark when you're such a domesticated mush. Guppies are asked to manage the professional ebb and flow. Don't get sucked into the whirlpool. You need your strength to grapple with pinstripped gorillas at bonus time.

( c ) 2007 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

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