Start something exciting when the Sun ambles into Virgo this week. Our jets are revved and can travel in many possible directions. Pack a compass to get where you need to go.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gain greater recognition for your efforts. Perhaps a few gay Rams will buff and tone with an extra effort at the gym and put the crowd to shame. Yet some find ways of shifting their onerous tasks onto others. What category do you fall into? Hmmm??
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Expand your usual base. Try a new club, hang with a different crowd or involve yourself with new creative enterprises. You will be surprised as to how creative you can be. Will Gen X turn into Gen XXX? I guess we would have to ask 'Y.'
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Improve the look of your surroundings by redecorating or moving things around. But it is not all drone-like work, pink Twin. Good times are delivered to your front door. Invite a few good eggs over for a scramble. So what if some of them are cracked?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Do you have something on your mind? Boldly speak out loud, proud and queer, gay Crab. You make the front pages. Of course if you are just angling to complain, make it a whisper rather than a shout. Dazzle them with unspoken charm instead.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Opportunities open up to fulfil your lifelong dreams. But don't be greedy and reckless; first do your homework and seek the right advisor. Remember bulls and bears make money but pigs lose their shirts. Sniff. Do I smell bacon burning?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins have a fresh perspective and an ability to grab opportunities at just the right time. Not only can you light a fire under certain dormant ( read: lazy ) folks, you can also turn a small something into a big to-do. Oh please do, do, do!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Sun in Virgo accentuates larger, karmic things like volunteerism, charity and deferring personal gratification. In fact you might find that there is greater satisfaction to be gained now by giving more than receiving. It is a nice change of pace.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps can be excused for hauling their stuff all over town and dropping it off in all sorts of venues. If you are especially attuned, you even find yourself in the adoring center of some of the most elite circles. Hurry before you revert back to a troll.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Your advice is sought after. Not only are your most mediocre ideas hailed by the big bosses, your meager and average efforts are applauded. Will you harness this energy and make the most of it? Maybe. Yet somehow I doubt it.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You may want to enroll for a new course of study or discover global opportunities and enterprises via the Internet. Pink Caps can not only get their face out front, they can also impact millions of people with relatively little effort. Err, zip up your fly...
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Your love life heats up to a frenzy and makes you too tasty for words. Don't say anything and let your actions speak prouder than your words. Remember to turn it up, turn it on and let it all hang Out, Aqueerius
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Relationships take on a greater importance. This is a good time to solidify shaky partnerships or to seek new ones that provide you with a firmer foundation and greater sense of security. Guppies deserve the best. Don't settle for seconds... or worse.
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