Jupiter redirects and causes us to jump to conclusions in a big way and at the slightest provocation. Careful souls walk on eggshells but those with a mischievous sense of adventure will not travel far to find it!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams ache to expand their outreach into certain social groups. There is a chance that trying to buy your way into the jet set could backfire. Then again, maybe not. Jupiter happily rushes into risk. What the heck—go for it.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) There is something about you that is daring and magnificent. Queer Bulls have a good self image. So much so that they might tousle a few big wigs at work with their bravado. Are you making professional inroads or setting off an a detour? Your call...
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Great ideas come to you in rapid succession. You can contemplate your navel or, even better, reach Outward and spread your largess like so much fertilizer. The main thing is to leave the world better than how you found it. Sadly, that should be easy.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs strive to expand their social circles into spheres. Love is in the air no matter where you sniff. Someone you know on a platonic level captures your heart, at least for now. The sparks are intense, bright and all too short. Ah, sounds familiar.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Career obligations conflict with the needs of partners. Proud Lions, pulled in two directions at once, can be easily drawn into the petty dramas on both sides. How can you best balance all these push-me pull-yous? Try to be more on top of things.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) As much as the mundane side of life tries to rein you in and keep you at your desk, gay Virgins are far too ramped up and ready to bolt. Seek adventure, even if it's in your own little torrid square of green. In fact, forget green. Paint it purple!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Not only are you hot to trot, you also have opportunities to gallop. Prepare your party list and mingle with the cream of the crop. They love you and vice versa... with emphasis on the vice. Go out on a limb. But do you have enough wood?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) If you continue to listen to the demands of partners, you may find your entire home situation will change... and not necessarily for the better. Single gay Scorps on the prowl may fall head over tail for a real stinger with the usual degree of ouch.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) You have difficulty reining in your acrid comments. The urge is to fight the power elite, but don't. Gay Archers who are dissatisfied with their current state of employ would do best to take a few days off and simmer on some sizzly beach. Any excuse...
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps toss valuable pearls before various swine. It might be a good time to stop the gravy train and check the fuel gauge. If you are running on empty, pause and take stock. Of course, not everything needs a payoff but it often feels better if there is one.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Strike a pose in the mirror and keep that 'look' in mind as you embark on your assorted comings and goings. Maybe your reality check will involve a critical relative. As we say in research, consider the source and avoid an unreliable small sample size.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies can be pushed to the brink of impoliteness. Not only will you spill the beans, you do so in a deliberately volcanic and insulting way. Will you make a mountain out of a molehill? If so, this is the time to blast through and keep going.
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