The Sun enters Gemini this week. Do you feel unbridled optimism, enthusiasm, general well-being and overarching jolliness? Of course you do! What can I say except turn up the volume and dance, dance, dance!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams become glib masters. Say what you have to say sooner rather than later. This eloquent energy should turn even your biggest gaffs to bigger laughs. What a refreshing change of pace! Hurry before you turn into a lead balloon.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Finances turn the tide. Contemplate your nest egg rather than your navel; the energy that you divert into practical concerns will be an asset to you in the months to come. Remember that bulls and bears both make money but pigs can lose their shirts.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Gay Twins feel a rush of energetic push- pull as the masses crowd into your air space and inhale your vibes. Start new projects, meet new people, try a new look. As you might have guessed, the keyword is 'new.' What is taking you so long??
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Meditate and embrace life. You de-stress and begin to feel more in control. Try your hand at palm reading or some other psychic tool. You may find the answers to life hidden in dreams. Stop when you begin to talk to lamps... or they to you.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Friends and even complete strangers gyrate to your rhythms. You call the tune so choose your music carefully. There is the temptation to manipulate others but it is the wise proud Leo who creates a utopia rather than a penal colony. Hmm however...
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Thoughts turn to professional matters. Take the bull by the horns, queer Virgin and make impressive strides in your corporate ascent. What you can't accomplish by pure pluck, you gain through clever manipulation. The more the better!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras may be thinking about a change of scenery. Make it happen. Pursue legal remedies and you may get your justice. If you are the injuring rather than the injured party, the punishment may be less severe, unless you request otherwise...
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Steamy proud Scorps can have their cheesecake and eat it too. But don't fritter this festive energy on just desserts, it is also a good time to turn a green eyeshade to your financial situation. Handling it now rather than waiting will be less taxing longterm.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) There is an extra kiss in store for those lucky gay Archers with a partner to kiss. For those single Sadges with a hankering to connect, use the next few weeks to survey the field and stake your claim. Just be careful where you stick that stake, cousin.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Much can be accomplished with carefull planning, pink Cap. And don't be surprised if there is an extra reward to burning the midnight oil in your favorite cubicle. Hint, hint--pack extra oil so you can sharpen your pencil and push your paper clip.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Most of us have our noses pressed upon the glass windows of the finest parties but not so Aqueerians. This is especially true with Sun in Gemini. Party heartily you party animal. And don't be surprised if one of the toads you kiss turns out to be royalty.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Manage your family affairs. Guppies with unresolved family issues can open that closet and clear the air. This is also a great time to entertain at home with festive cohorts. It's never too late to roast chestnuts by the open fire. Just don't get singed.
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