There comes a time when we must put our rubber to the road, our metal to the pedal and our drive into overdrive. This week is one of those times. So don't rest on your laurels. And tell Laurel to get moving too.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Even your weird, off-beat ideas are accepted and embraced by the status quo. Gay Rams could content themselves with a few light jollies but that would be a waste of creative genius. Make your mark and become legendary ... or at least
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls: Prepare to be swept off your hooves by a wilde and steamy
affair. You are a bundle of juicy meat waiting to be cooked. Choose your liaisons with care lest you lose your heart to some chef with an oily line. I suppose it could be worse...
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) You know your stuff. Not only do you have enormous impact, you change the dynamic of a difficult relationship. Pink Twins are often glib and light. Avoid the temptation. Get some gravitas under your belt and see who you can press... errr ... impress.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Hard work on the job not only pays off this week, it helps you create a
solid foundation for future professional success. Whatever moves the needle, act now so you can coast for the rest of the month. Ah, some things never change, pink Crab..
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions are given a chance to move into the upper echelon of whatever rarified group they choose. Will you make the most of this opportunity or
just let it slide by? Jupiter trines Saturn and gives you extra luck and oomph. Turn it into tri-oomph.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Do what needs to be done around the house no matter how massive the change.
Queer Virgins are 'thrifty' but don't be penny wise and pound foolish.
Transform your drab surroundings into something splendid. Go over the top for a change. Ahem.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gather the gang and see what mischief you can get into. Proud Libras have many friends with invaluable expertise. Tap into that font of knowledge and see if a group effort can push one of your simmering ideas on to the front burner. Stir and serve.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps are said to have so much ambition that they sometimes lose
sight of life balance. You find a myriad of ways to enjoy your gotten gains. Yes, hard work and careful planning pays off. Now go out and run up a bill.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers harness any tiny drop of press and make it into a media splash. Hurry before your glare washes out. Too soon you are relegated to the back of the peanut gallery of personalities. Nobody hears you sing from the balcony.
Maybe that's good?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You have a secret admirer who may be more successful or 'seasoned' than
you. They keep you in a style to which you would like to become accustomed. Turn on the charm by showing how caring you can be. Oh will you have them fooled!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are able to be diplomats for a change and bring warring parties to the peace table. Common ground can easily be found now. Of course, some of the common complaints have to do with you. But let's not talk about that now... .
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies look good, feel good and know how to show it off. Not only are you filled with zesty energy, you also make some necessary improvements in your health and exercise regime. But munching cookies is not considered exercise... in some circles.
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