Get your gayme on while merry May gets underway this week. We have a bit of a dreamy time through the month as dizzy Neptune retrogrades. Will you grab the wrong maypole and go for a spin? Worse things could happen... .
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Retro Neptune has you dancing in various social settings. But as the month progresses your dance card could be switched. How will it look when you show up at a formal affair dressed in your best muumuu? Maybe no one will notice your lack of underwear.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Your corporate designs are florid, fluid and subject to change all through May. Senior staff may not know what to make of you. Queer Bulls are advised to take a vacation and percolate in a more receptive environment... like anywhere except at work.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) If you are hankering to travel, be sure to pack extra patience and an acute sense of adventure. Yet, there is the opportunity for a boatload of fun with every adventure. Who knows who will paddle by? Keep your mind open and your knees apart.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Will your steamy affair go the distance or run out of gas? Only you can say, pink Crab. Hold on to your heart and wait until June before you give it away. In the meantime, enjoy May madness for what it is worth... which is not very much.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Partners have a few tricks up their sleeves this May. Don't promise anything monumental until June, proud Lion. You will not be able to fulfill your promise. Expect some false starts or unrealistic expectations. But at least it keeps life interesting!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) No sooner do you set upon a task when distraction and detours take over. Why stress out? Let things do their assorted ebbs and flows and wait it out. In the long run it is less work to let things pile up a bit. At least that is what I have been told.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Retro Neptune spikes your punch. Proud Libras may find themselves overdoing it and later, ruing it. But there is no glory sitting on the sidelines wishing for a chance. Go forth with a sense of adventure and your eyes wide open.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Don't be surprised if things go awry around the house through May. Tend to all domestic chores early in the month. Then you can relax and enjoy the creative side of Neptune later in the month. Rainbow shag carpet anyone??
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) You think you are making sense. If you find folks moving out of your sphere this May, try to think more and speak less. The world catches up to you later in the summer but for now you are marked as just another crackpot. Sigh, typical... .
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) If a certain investment is too good to be true, it probably is. Stay close to your dough. You don't have all the facts and tend to gloss over the important fine print. There will be plenty of time to break the bank later this summer. For now, simmer.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) You make an... ahem... interesting first impression on important folks. Should you hide yourself away lest you upset your carefully crafted course? No. Just try to hang around friends and supporters. They will bolster you no matter what. I think...
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies may find themselves traipsing down dead-ends and going on wilde detours. No matter - sometimes you find the most interesting people on some lost corner. Maximize every opportunity and maintain that good sense of humor and irony.
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