If this week offers you a not-so-gentle push, take the hint and get moving. Sun in Taurus enables us to move mountains by taking aim and crashing right through them. Wear a helmet.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams can't stick close to the bottom line all the time; there always seem to be folks to impress and palms ( among other things ) to grease. Put every one of your pennies in its proper place now. But let's hope that place is not Las Vegas.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) You look fabulous from tip to tip even if your fashion statement consists of question marks, fog and mirrors. Demonstrate to the world why you are outstandingly special and why you set the style at any speed. Will you drag race or slowly pace the room?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Try as you may, there is no hiding from the glare this week. You will be swept out of your closet with a large broom. Ain't liberation wonderful? There are no secrets worth keeping so don't even try. In fact, it pays to have a bit of press.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) The festive group dynamic provides a welcoming melody for any pink Crab with an urge to dance. The social possibilities are enormous as long as you don't mind that others are calling the tune. They not only call the tune, they call the dance.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Sun in Taurus provides vision, gumption and professional, political practicality. Second string just won't play right now; It's time to orchestrate a corporate coup. Overturn the maestros and install your own rowdy band. Cause a racket.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) The world is your oyster. Open it up and check for the pearl. Take advantage of the current lull to travel to exotic locales. Remember that your pristine Virgo-ness must be obeyed; be sure to stay in clean and moderately priced hotels.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Romance is in the air! You find zip in your zipper and pop in your cork. Now you only need the perfect lover to make this merriment complete. Seek and ye shall find, gay Libra. You have a nice choice of tail but don't settle for just any wag.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Relationships ( and the lack thereof ) become a red hot issue for proud Scorps. For those who are in a relationship, spoil your partner mercilessly. For the rest, dive into the social whirlpool to catch your own rainbow trout. Avoid carps.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers begin to feel the heat at work and feel like a rat on an ever increasing treadmill. Focus on the nitty-gritty details of your job. You succeed at almost anything in almost any surrounding, if you just put your mind to it. So put your mind to it.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Sun in Taurus highlights fun, fun, fun and no self-respecting pink Cap would give up a good ball for a chain ( unless, of course, you like it that way... ) . You muster enough perspiration for your inspiration. Let those creative juices flow. Bring a bucket.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Compromise is not an option. Sun in Taurus indicates that you can no longer abide by the straight and narrow attitudes of family members. Break Out. We've only got one life and it never seems to be long enough. Ain't THAT the truth!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) You might never have thought of yourself as a great spokesperson, but now you might begin to do so. Choose your forum carefully, Guppie; it is time to clearly set the pride agenda and push it one giant step forward. If not now, when? If not you, who?
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