The raucous party turns up the music when naughty Neptune retrogrades. We try anything ( and I mean anything... ) , damn the outcome. Not only are we led into temptation, we are also buttered and deep fried. Who will take a bite?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams can usually be tempted to do one or two outrageous things for an audience. Pals are eager to accept everything you give, but don't pile it on; a little bit can easily become a little too much. Is that possible??? Ha! Let's just see.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Aim for the professional klieg lights but watch where you step. Queer Bulls are plucked from the chorus to enter center stage of power. You'll get what appears to be a lucky break, but you think you earned it through raw talent. Very raw. Ahem.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins can't help but get itchy feet and are poised for discovery and global impact. Scratch that itch according to your budget, not beyond. The most important thing is to shed your usual skin and try on something new. How weird will you look?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gather your rosebuds while you may. Pink Crabs are dreamy, creamy and full of love. Neptune expands your appetite but also gives you the charismatic sugar to tempt even the most hard-to-get lover. And they say the harder the better... .
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) If a particular relationship has become stale and boring, expect a jolt with retro Neptune. For those proud Lions still on the prowl, this week provides you with a bevy of possibilities. Hurry! At midnight you turn back into a horny toad... or is it a troll?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Neptune delivers a surge of irrepressible, happy energy. You feel pretty good despite yourself. Reinvest in an exercise, overall health or stress reducing regime and make the good vibes last. Will you possibly overdo all the good stuff? One can only hope... .
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Turn your attention to anything having to do with fun, creativity, imagination and passionate party hearty instincts. You can't help but take things to the outer limit... and way beyond. When is enough enough, proud Libra? Enough with the questions!!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Any roadblocks in family relationships can be overcome now maybe because your guard is down. Reapproach and try again. You also have a wealth of great ideas to improve your home surroundings. Redecorate or detonate? Kaboom, kiddo.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers think they can get everything they want by just asking. I sense danger! Get the word Out, but do it strategically and politically. You are almost sage-like, but you can also be out of control. Loose lips sink ships. Let's try for sailors instead.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) If you have been saving your hard earned pennies, hold on to them tightly with retro Neptune. Anticipate a huge swing in your bottom line as you can reap... and lose ... big rewards. Don't spend it all at once—you may not have it tomorrow.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) You are a social supernova. Will you be too much of a good thing, Aqueerius? Crowds of admirers make the pilgrimage to your shrine. But as you nibble on their offerings remember that Neptune creates a fog. Don't trip on your celestial gown.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) The usually prescient Guppie is even more psychically on target now. You can see how to manifest your destiny but don't let all the good vibes go into your contemplative navel. Everything blasts Out! Tell the world who you are; loud, proud and queer.
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