Chatty Mercury squares feisty Mars and trines stern Saturn. That means that while we know what we are talking about we may be as subtle as a sledgehammer. Diplomacy just ain't in the stars this week. So what? And what's it to you, bud?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams think they are in charge of their domestic agenda but the house votes you down at every turn. Wait while others think about it. While you are waiting, go out and have fun. By the time you crawl home, you won't care what is decided.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) You might listen to the wrong advice and be swayed by an evil someone whispering in your ear. Turn off the static, queer Bull and retreat into a safe haven. Don't be tempted to reveal even a small tidbit. Loose lips sink ships... or something like that.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) As you gather all your compadres, take note of how the range of discussion eventually comes back to money... primarily yours. Pink Twins can't resist spreading their largess around ( among other things... ) Will it be reciprocated? Hmm. Ask for a receipt.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Every little move is examined and reviewed by a cadre of powerful few. This is great if you are angling for position among the top dogs but not so hot if your dreams veer to more private personal pastimes. Maybe the position is just top doggie style?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Those wielding the power ( at this particular time ) are not listening despite all your prescient strategies. You get no press. Proud Lions are cast as second string in an orchestra of firsts. Tell them to go pluck themselves and just bide your time.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Who flipped your switch, queer Virgin? You are especially attractive in certain circles. But don't waste all this oomph in once place. The lesson to be learned now is how much icing to be spread on a particular piece of cheese or beef cake.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) What area of your life do you see as your greatest opportunity for success? The temptation is to try to have it all but it will be a tough balancing act. Proud Libras benefit from sage advice from a few close friends. Get a stable sample from the stable.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) The urge is to drop everything, leave a bunch of unfinished projects and escape to parts unknown. But your conscience tells you otherwise. Tether your spirit this week, proud Scorp. You can do it. Is it mind over matter? Does it really matter?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Your creativity hits a high note. Will it come out sharp or flat? Play your beautiful music with verve, gusto and moxie. Gay Archers can go over the top and blend their various notes into an overpoweringly dangerous cocktail. ( Any one we know... ? )
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Home and family issues dominate your world this week. But wouldn't you rather play the dominator rather than the dominated? Pink Caps need to call 'em as they see 'em and draw a line in the sand. We are not building democracies this week.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are privy to a bit of background chatter around the office and try to piece a certain scenario together. Avoid the temptation to do that. Events are still unfolding and may not take the course you now imagine. Take a long lunch instead.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies feel battered and fried as the week progresses. There is so much fun stuff to do that you try to do it all. Plan your jollies with a balance of affordability and joy index. That falls somewhere between teas with auntie and playing auntie to a bunch of teases.
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