Take a leap of faith this week. Venus, the planet of love, enters hopelessly romantic Pisces and we are in love with love. Find a little ray of sunshine in every dark corner and bask in it.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams have a secret admirer. So what else is new? The surprise is that it's someone who has been tracking you for quite a while. Now, as Venus makes a move, so will your mystery love. All the pieces fall into place. Do you like what you see? Uhhh... .
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Make tracks and pull out from the anonymous herd. There are certain groups and organizations that hold great opportunities for you to demonstrate your personal and professional prowess. Grrr. Put a tiger in your tank and go for a drive, queer Bull.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Your professional stock surges. Keep an eye on the corporate horizon, make good use of your schmoozability and take a calculated career risk now. It is rare that you are so highly admired. What color is your parachute? Lavender?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Join a global gay enterprise, expand your moribund social circle and reach out to the rainbow masses. Or ease into vacation mode and travel the globe ( alone or with a bosom buddy ) in search of exotic and spicy thrills. Ready? Pack the pepto!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Unleash your genie and summon up courage. You just can't help but let others know how you feel about them. Proud Lions don't usually wear their hearts on their sleeves but I suggest that you make this your fashion statement for the next few weeks.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins have an urge to merge. If you are currently in a relationship, add a dash of romance. If you are scanning the scene, just be dashing. You can be feckless and reckless, expecting one thing and getting another. Isn't that part of the fun?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Are you itching to tackle a mountain of paperwork or a mound of flab? Proud Libras can accomplish many small tasks all at once. Okay, so it isn't exciting but think how happy you'll be to find your wallet under that pile of dirty clothes.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps surge to the top of the A list and become a 'must have' at every top event. Temper your enthusiasm and dole out your jollies in smaller quantities. You can go from top to bottom in a nanosecond. But some people like it that way.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers are not the most efficient housekeepers, but now the dust flies! Anything that you can do to improve your domestic situation now will have lasting impact. You need a little sugar and spice to dress up your space. Is it everything nice?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Do you have something pithy and interesting to say? When in doubt try turning on that vacuous charm. Pink Caps can be chatty, catty, clever, charismatic and just plain juicy. Hmmm, just who are you and what have you done with Capricorn??
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians can finally focus on amassing their fortunes. Your fiscal acumen accumulates. Surround yourself with many expensive and beautiful objects. ( No names please! ) You are now perched on the lap of luxury. Feel those lumps of dough.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies make excellent first impressions and have what it takes to launch new projects successfully. You are at a charismatic high. Make your best moves now and watch as things pop pop pop like popcorn. When is too much too much? Do you care?
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