April turns wet and wilde... and why not? There is plenty of planetary action going on with four personal planets changing signs. Don't cling to old notions about what should and should not be. Just be.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams find emotional watery energy waiting to be tapped. You will never seem so attractive to others. Don't stay home and phone it in. Go out and ply your trade with beautiful poetry, love notes and a sensitive eye. Hmm, who is this stranger??
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls draw in new friends by the crateloads in April, creating a crazy and uncontrollable social environment. Take it in stride and rise above the general melee. Before you know it you are elected leader of the pack. But pack of what?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) You have been working hard, putting in the hours and sweat equity and now you feel that it is time for payback. Is life fair? There are political potholes that need to be filled. Pink Twins are awash with optimism. Don't forget to wash your neck, too.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Do you have a hankering for exotic adventure, wide vistas and beautiful sunsets? And yet, as far as you travel, you may never be able to cut the cord to the office. Choose one thing or another but don't try to do both. The job can wait. Your sanity can't.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions can exact revenge with relish. You see under the surface, divine others' ulterior motives and enlist help from powerful sources. This April you are in a prime position to reap benefits and avoid consequences. Some folks have all the luck.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Don't be coy and shy, queer Virgin. Come out with it and tell lovers how to scratch your itch. Relationships become closer. But turn on the charm as high as you do the demand. You can attract more with sugar than with vinegar. Err, insects... ?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Improving diet and exercise enables you to increase your capacity to pour on the effort in work and in any type of partnership. Gay Libras have it easier than most folks. You are improving on perfection rather than building from the ground up.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Hit all the hotspots and raise the temperature a few more degrees. There are opportunities to press and impress. So party hearty, you party hound. While you are at it, expand your horizons to other 'fun' parts of the world. Are there any anymore?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers are in a 'planning phase.' Patience may be a virtue but virtue alone does not feed the inner soul. So plan what you want to do, when you want to do it and with whom you want to do it. Then what? Stay tuned... .
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Words get you further than actions this April. What better way to get what you want than by just asking rather than by doing? Think strategically, pink Cap, and build alliances that can do the dirty work for you. Save your energy for love, not war, bubbele.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) If your finances have had ups and downs, you bring them back to earth in April. A pride parade of personal planets rounds up, lassoes and hogties your bucks. Even staying home can be expensive if those randy bucks knock on your front door.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) The planets posit you in the center of all the action. What can you do to maximize the opportunity? Pack the right bait in your can and put your pole in the water, Guppy. You never know who you will hook. Reel them in and see if they look too fishy.
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