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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2006-03-15

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Our creamy dreams whip up into a bubbly frenzy this week. Pop, pop, pop! Expect a series of rude awakenings, so take things as they come. You imagine that you are floating on air but you might be scraped off the sidewalk with a spatula.

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Have you found a diamond in the rough? How rough do you really like it? Hold off on any matchmaking lest you scuttle the Love Boat into the Carnival Cruise. Instead of being left hanging out in drydock just hang Out and relax instead.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls who ignore partners as they claw their way through the corporate jungle will bring the bacon home to an empty cave. Balance is everything. Learn this lesson, take notes and don't burn the midnight oil into a waxy puddle.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Your mind is just not on the job, pink Twin. The decision to relax or work does not get any easier when retro Jupiter squares Neptune. My advice: stack your papers neatly, close the door behind you and escape! Leave the Blackberry.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) How many tall drinks will you quaff before you become woozy and swept off your feet? Pink Crabs have their pick of the litter and cat around on their little clawed feet. Will you go head over heels for a bull, bear, pup, snake, fox or kitten? Do tell.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Even a mild discussion can escalate into a domestic war between partners and family. Proud Lions are not usually compromising, but try to give a little latitude now as emotions run high. Manipulate the situation to your advantage next week.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Oh my, what you may say! If you feel your frustration rise and your emotions bubble and seethe, take a deep breath, count to ten and walk around the block. Nothing can be achieved by complaining now. Heck, better count to one hundred.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Libras are willing to plow up their carefully tilled investment patch of green. Care to be an angel to a struggling theatrical troupe or become the gay Paul Getty of Party, Inc.? Hold your ample endowment until next week when it has greater push-pull.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Quietly keep a high opinion of yourself even as family gets in their digs, proud Scorp. The temptation is to give as good as you get. Roll with the punches... for now. You'll have plenty of time to get your points across rather pointedly next week. Ouch!

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Intuition goes into overtime and 'little voices' impart their lurid and somewhat unbelievable secrets to you. While you may have impressive psychic powers don't broadcast your news to others now. You are casting pearls before swine now gay Archer.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are in for a series of surprises in anything having to do with money and compadres this week. Be conservatively compassionate. The lesson is: Don't lend if you can't afford and don't paste money on people to cement friendships.

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Thought that your professional path was etched in stone? Think again. Aqueerians are goaded into making unpardonable first impressions on well-connected folks. Expect eye openers as the earth moves and the walls sway. Will they show stress cracks?

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Expect to be taken down a peg as your best kept secrets are broadcast globally and critiqued. Even your altruistic charitable efforts have an unintended effect. Self actualization ain't in the stars now, Guppie. Settle for a slice humble pie. Chew well.

( c ) 2006 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Check out www.TheStarryEye.com . Plot your 2006 with Lichtenstein's astrology book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians.'


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