March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb? Forgetaboutit compadres! Pushy Mars now bumps and grinds into several planets and causes a rumpus. Let's give a surly growl and come Out anyway we damn well please. Lamb is on the menu.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Have a few things on your mind? Reaching a boiling point? Mars opens the floodgates and you make a major wave. Things reach global proportions. Say it loud, proud and queer. Don't be shy and retiring proud Ram. It's not your style anyway.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Money holds greater sway over your actions as you plot and plan retirement. How greedy will you be queer Bull? Everything and anything seems to be up for grabs and even then, enough may not be enough. Gee, sounds pretty good to me!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Mars gives you the opportunity to expand your circle of acquaintances. You are the center of attention and the strobe light in a room of dim bulbs. Shine on. Pink Twins are in their element now. Err, is that animal, vegetable or mineral... ?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs don't seem to know how to harness all the good vibes. Don't worry about it. Mars creates light and all you have to do is rub on the suntan oil and reflect in it. Continue to do good gay deeds and the luck will follow. Or so I am told... .
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions seek connection and companionship. But not just anyone will do. Mars jazzes you up into overdrive and you are even more overbearing and pushy than usual. The usual crowd knows this about you and loves you anyway. Thank goodness.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins have been waiting patiently on the professional sidelines for the powers-that-be to bestow a crumb from the executive dining table. Stop waiting for their cheap charity. Storm the barricades and take no prisoners unless they are gorgeous.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) March brings travel and adventure, gay Libra so pack your bags, buy your ticket and get going. If money and time are short, spread your cheer cyberly or among a few exotic neighborhood compadres. Spread yourself thin... like butter.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) It may still be officially winter but Mars is hot, hot, hot and increases the urge to merge. Who is that sexy beast? Proud Scorps should harness and exploit this zesty energy. By next month you could be spent and bankrupt... once again.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Relationships hit a high note. Gay Archers who want a bit of pepper in their partner will get their wish. Not only do you give off powerful animal vibes, you also seem to know what turns others on. Where is that switch again?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps have greater energy reserves now thanks to frenetic Mars and can improve on their physical perfection. Be active and don't be lazy. Burn your excess oil at the health club now so you can burn your candle at both ends in the summer. Ouch!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Anything you decide to do that is creative, inspirational and zany will prove to be profitable too. Tap into your gay muse for your amusements. Don't be a couch potato, Aqueerius. Before you know it, Mars moves on and you will 'spudder' to a stop.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) This is the time for refurbishing and renovating your home surroundings. Or maybe you will decide to reach out and repair long standing family issues. Offer advice but don't guarantee or compromise. It's a new month and a new you. March ahead!
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