If there is something that tickles our taste buds as February begins this week it is jolly Jupiter. It not only unleashes our valentine's love but also pushes us to do more with our lives. More amour or more than amour? Hey, whatever turns you on.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams may not know when enough is enough or may set their sights on an unattainable goal. Go for it. You may surprise yourself and attain it. No matter what sexy course you serve yourself, feast today on a range of delicacies and diet tomorrow.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) If you have found your valentine, increase the love with a wilde getaway to some romantic rendezvous. If you are on the hoof, high tail it to the nearest meet market and see who bites. You have more animal magnetism. Grrrr. Who will tame you... ?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Love will find you where you least expect it and where you least expect it is on your job. There is a valentine waiting for you in one of the cubicles or skulking by the water cooler. Pink Twins push their pencils in new areas. At least it will seem that way.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Jupiter helps you spread gaiety and luck on any creative activity. Paint your body with food, dance under the full moon or plan on party hopping with a few valentine bunnies. Celebrate with levity, largess and lust. But not necessarily in that order....
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions should concentrate on making their homes more comfortable and inviting. But be warned - Any project is bound to expand in scope and cost. Maybe you can find a well-endowed valentine to help you share the expense?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Speak up loud and queer and make your opinions known - they will have great and global impact. Queer Virgins are also surprisingly good matchmakers. Say what is in your heart and watch all the valentines gravitate into your orbit.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) February can bring some fiscal relief. Proud Libras without an investment portfolio may find that a family member can help them out or may stumble on a forgotten lump sum or two hidden around the house. As always, two lumps are better than one.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps have more than their fair share of charisma and use it to their advantage. Sweep a few valentines off their feet but don't wallow in your lusty earthly passions. Sample a few of the other deadly sins. Greed? Why not! Sloth? Forgetaboutit!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Intuition pays off, especially against hidden enemies. But it is not all angst. Gay Archers also find a few hidden valentines who are ready to make themselves known. Go with the cosmic flow and see where the rapids take you. Maybe to Paris???
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Join in the fun with compadres in February. Jupiter delivers potential valentines among your platonic valentinos. But they want to call the shots. Don't be a controlling sourpuss, pink Cap. Know anything about real estate? Give a little, gain a lot.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Turn your attention into maximizing your profile and use your charisma to charm pinstriped sharks. Aqueerians do no wrong professionally. Not only do you get credit for others' efforts, your foulest errors get lost in static and forgotten. Life ain't fair!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are off to seek adventure and manage to discover exotic, spicy loves in far reaching corners of the world. If time and money are tight, loosen up by venturing into new areas of your own neighborhood. Or maybe you'll just decide to order in... ?
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